the breakfast dilemma...

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Beware asking for crumpet in UK !!

Originally posted by @ashiitaka
But that's really unhealthy though. How do you have any energy?

Oh well then I guess the ultimate American breakfast is "off the table"

Country fried steak smothered in white gravy, a generous portion of salted and buttered grits, 2 eggs over medium (sauteed in butter), sausage patties, bacon strips, hash brown casserole (also covered in white gravy), and a stack of buttermilk pancakes well-buttered and doused with Vermont maple syrup.

edit: with the option of a split English muffin, buttered and very lightly salted.

edit 2: for the health-conscious, replace the white gravy on the hash brown casserole with ketchup.

Originally posted by @tom-wolsey
Oh well then I guess the ultimate American breakfast is "off the table"

Country fried steak smothered in white gravy, a generous portion of salted and buttered grits, 2 eggs over medium (sauteed in butter), sausage patties, bacon strips, hash brown casserole (also covered in white gravy), and a stack of buttermilk pancakes well-buttered and doused wit ...[text shortened]... 2: for the health-conscious, replace the white gravy on the hash brown casserole with ketchup.

Coincidentally, just this morning, cut everything from the above except grits, just grits, with a little butter...grits...mmm mmm good.