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Does anyone have a copy they could lend me. . . I was planning to spend a night in town but my copy has gone astray. . . .The wretched Allcock (my Valet) has probably stolen it.

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Originally posted by EAPOE
Does anyone have a copy they could lend me. . . I was planning to spend a night in town but my copy has gone astray. . . .The wretched Allcock (my Valet) has probably stolen it.
Christ EAPOE what happened to your graph

You plotting the sea bed?

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Originally posted by Policestate
Christ EAPOE what happened to your graph

You plotting the sea bed?
Too many games on the go. . . I quit them all and started from scratch.

Do you have a copy of the hand book my friend?

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Originally posted by EAPOE
Too many games on the go. . . I quit them all and started from scratch.

Do you have a copy of the hand book my friend?
Yes, sorry. My reposte was most unbecoming in the company of such literary genius

I shall search my lofts. Await me a short while my friend......

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Originally posted by Policestate
Yes, sorry. My reposte was most unbecoming in the company of such literary genius

I shall search my lofts. Await me a short while my friend......
Ah. . . I see you are a man who enjoys the pleasures of life. I feel a night on the town to remember lays ahead. . . Would you care to join me in a glass of the finest red my cellars have to offer. . ?

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Here you are

http://www.countrybookshop.co.uk/books/index.phtml?whatfor=0752435469

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Originally posted by EAPOE
Ah. . . I see you are a man who enjoys the pleasures of life. I feel a night on the town to remember lays ahead. . . Would you care to join me in a glass of the finest red my cellars have to offer. . ?
Blimey you really are Edgar aren't you?


A nice Pinot would be agreeable

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Originally posted by Siskin
Here you are

http://www.countrybookshop.co.uk/books/index.phtml?whatfor=0752435469
Ah Mr Burns. . .Now I am back in possession of the sacred text I have to say

"Tis a meaner part of sense to find a fault than taste an excellence"

Would you like a glass of wine? A man of your notable character is more than welcome to join Policestate and myself on a night in town.

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Originally posted by Policestate
Blimey you really are Edgar aren't you?


A nice Pinot would be agreeable
Here. . . Please fill your glass friend.

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Originally posted by EAPOE
Ah Mr Burns. . .Now I am back in possession of the sacred text I have to say

"Tis a meaner part of sense to find a fault than taste an excellence"

Would you like a glass of wine? A man of your notable character is more than welcome to join Policestae and myself on a night in town.
Yes. Mr Burns would add value to our gathering.

Watch out ladies.

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Originally posted by Policestate
Yes. Mr Burns would add value to our gathering.

Watch out ladies.
Lets start the evening with a pint of Shepard's Ale in "The Duck and Fiddle", it is across the road from Mrs “Migins Pie Shop”.

Then to the opera, there is sure to be a fine selection of courtesan’s from whom we can take our pick.

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Originally posted by EAPOE
Here. . . Please fill your glass friend.
Sir, I must decline.

Your offer is, of course, worthy of a man I might one day call 'friend'. However, as reading across to a parallel thread I posted will reveal forthwith; to mix the alcoholic grape ferment of which ye speak with modern medicines may cause ill effects

According to the leaflet in the box anyway

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Originally posted by EAPOE
Lets start the evening with a pint of Shepard's Ale in "The Duck and Fiddle", it is across the road from Mrs “Migins Pie Shop”.

Then to the opera, there is sure to be a fine selection of courtesan’s from whom we can take our pick.
3 is a crowd, but 4 is a gaggle indeed.

Pray, have you made enquiries as to the availability of Dr Johnson? Let us bring Wenches also

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Originally posted by Policestate
Sir, I must decline.

Your offer is, of course, worthy of a man I might one day call 'friend'. However, as reading across to a parallel thread I posted will reveal forthwith; to mix the alcoholic grape ferment of which ye speak with modern medicines may cause ill effects

According to the leaflet in the box anyway
My God the quacks have not put you on a course of Mercury have they?

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Originally posted by EAPOE
My God the quacks have not put you on a course of Mercury have they?
Tis the Opium I fear.

Damn those quacks. A course of Leeches will not save the World...