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The Harlot's Hand Book.

The Harlot's Hand Book.

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Originally posted by Policestate
Tis the Opium I fear.

Damn those quacks. A course of Leeches will not save the World...
Pass the pipe my way. . . .

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I'll hand your harlot a book in a minute. 😠
Hey Eddiie! This is still way better than that thread I created. lol
Those were the days my friend! 😀

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I'll hand your harlot a book in a minute. 😠
Hey Eddiie! This is still way better than that thread I created. lol
Those were the days my friend! 😀
The pipe is still burning. . . . We only need to take it's breath to keep the cold wind of reality at bay. . . .

Allow me to introduce you to the "Harlot's Hand Book".

It is a read that is hard to put down!

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Originally posted by EAPOE
A man of your notable character is more than welcome to join Policestate and myself on a night in town.
An invitation to get drunk with the Poe-Po. Sounds like a sting operation to me! 😵

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Originally posted by EAPOE
Does anyone have a copy they could lend me. . . I was planning to spend a night in town but my copy has gone astray. . . .The wretched Allcock (my Valet) has probably stolen it.
whats that valet's name again, allcock you say?
fine fellow i hear,
any relation of seymour butts d'you think, what?

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Originally posted by eamon o
whats that valet's name again, allcock you say?
fine fellow i hear,
any relation of seymour butts d'you think, what?
That sort of crass wisecrack is beneath the lowest bottom feeder. Did you consider it your "ace-in-the-hole"? You, sir, have bumbled.

EDIT: But I digress...

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I am about to embark on the hunt. . . There is much in the way of Game to be had in the woods around my estate. If you care to join me then please take a weapon from the lodge house and a large glass of port.