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@great-big-stees said
If the earth is flat, and it is, how can there be a curve?🤔
The curve is a conspiracy theory put about by people who dont believe in shape shifting lizards.

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@the-gravedigger said
The curve is a conspiracy theory put about by people who dont believe in shape shifting lizards.
Nah, the shapeshifting lizards are behind the conspiracy to see if they can get people to believe so that they can exist. If many more people start believing I'm taping up the cat flap again.

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I need to report this thread to my lizard superior, there's just too much accurate info being given out.

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@trev33 said
I need to report this thread to my lizard superior, there's just too much accurate info being given out.
Is it true the moon was towed here by one of your craft 4 billion years ago ?
Also is it hollow and do you live inside it ?
If so please can I have a peek.

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@the-gravedigger said
Is it true the moon was towed here by one of your craft 4 billion years ago ?
Also is it hollow and do you live inside it ?
If so please can I have a peek.
My superior has requested that I not answer any outrageous questions and they have also asked for your name and address so they can send you some flowers in thanks for said questions.

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@trev33 said
My superior has requested that I not answer any outrageous questions and they have also asked for your name and address so they can send you some flowers in thanks for said questions.
I said no such thing!

I told you to rip his arms off.

Your lizard status has been revoked.
Go to the elimination chamber at once!

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@contenchess said
I said no such thing!

I told you to rip his arms off.

Your lizard status has been revoked.
Go to the elimination chamber at once!
How i can rip off his arms if i dont know where he lives? How you because superior is beyond me.

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@trev33 said
How i can rip off his arms if i dont know where he lives? How you because superior is beyond me.
The Lizard People know everything.

You are obviously a spy!!

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Things we’ve seen:

A drone and queen bumble bees mating.
A buzzard capturing a collared dove mid-flight.
A rat attacking a female blackbird. Very upsetting.

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@drewnogal said
Things we’ve seen:

A drone and queen bumble bees mating.
A buzzard capturing a collared dove mid-flight.
A rat attacking a female blackbird. Very upsetting.
Sex and violence fascination?

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@contenchess said
Sex and violence fascination?
It’s all happening over at the veg plot.
I blame it on Mother Nature.

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@great-big-stees said
If the earth is flat, and it is, how can there be a curve?🤔
Well that’s bloody obvious. The edge of a plate is curved too, and if you’re high enough you can see the curve without falling over the edge.

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Best place to see the green flash at sunset is with an unobstructed view over water out to the horizon, eg the western coast of the Americas or an island. Must be clear weather (that pretty much scratches Britain and Ireland off the list of favorable locations).

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@moonbus said
Well that’s bloody obvious. The edge of a plate is curved too, and if you’re high enough you can see the curve without falling over the edge.
Now, exactly what do you mean by, “high”?🤔🤭

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@great-big-stees said
Now, exactly what do you mean by, “high”?🤔🤭
8 miles high should do it.