thoughts that keep me awake at night

@Torunn said
Not very pleasant thoughts especially at night.

For me, family affairs mostly.

@Great-Big-Stees said
Is that still on TV?😲

i began a quest
to read random quotes by kafka

now i'm awake

Which of these folks did not audition for the TV series "The Monkees"?

rookie54

trivia, amirite?

0% Davy Jones

0% Stephen Stills

33% Charles Manson

67% David Bowie

3 votes • Final results

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i found a new dating site for folks my age
it's called Carbon Dating

when binge watching lock pickers and handcuff slippers
keep the volume low
listening to karens screeching and beeching
might cause yer blood pressure to blow


now to watch two hours of demolition explosions

today in the furtherance of my youtube education i learned from the fbi about body language when being interrogated
i learned pickpocketing from a bonafide street urchin with the dubious name of "the artful dodger"
i learned building demolition by certified explosives experts
and how to paint like bob ross by salvador dali

when i get enough credits i'll graduate and become a professor of life coach
then we'll get to watch capitalism in real time as i become rich

flea collars are a flea invention designed to give dogs fleas

Toilet maker warns customers not to wipe the seats with toilet paper

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/01/03/japan-Toto-toilet-paper-seats-wipe/8651735929051/


i struggle to describe humanity

Only a few know, how much one must know, to know how little one knows.

~ Werner Heisenberg

lol
kids these days
i wonder if they think they be special
the next story will explain why they intentionally misspell some words, but not others
and randomly

The death of capital letters: why gen Z loves lowercase
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/feb/18/death-of-capital-letters-why-gen-z-loves-lowercase

reindeer herders found a cave bear in siberia
frozen solid
all organs intact

observation 1 - they didn't eat it?

observation 2 - some fool with more money than brains is gonna thaw this beast and all of humanity will become as bear scat


this keeps me awake at night

dailychess.com keeps me awake at night. (and the other one without 'daily' )

Really. It's a problem.

calendars are so predictable

i read the news today, oh boy
about a lucky man who made the grade

so i created one iteration of artificial intelligence and used an artificial rib of that artificial intelligence to create another iteration of artificial intelligence and then told them both to not eat the apples from a tree in the neighbor's yard

well, you know, we all want to change the world

so anyhoo, the second artificial intelligence listened to the only dang smart cockroach in the kitchen and chomped that apple
and then that second artificial intelligence conned the first artificial intelligence into just a lil nibble of the verboten

i knew i should have boraxed that cockroach a long time ago, and i had the means, but the chaos was tempting and i succumbed to the joy of watching the poop hit the fan

*unexpected side effect*
the two numpty artificial intelligences together decided to procreate a whole murder of artificial intelligences and the lil hellraisers have been all up in in my hard drives and scrambling the order of things so that the first has now become last and the last is even further down the line but the meek shall leap like lemmings (or emperor penguins, idc)

later today imma tell my diary about this nonsense