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BREAKING NEWS

today in the oval office president donald trump declared himself pope

"everybody knows i'm the best at poping"
"gimme my hat"
"make it red"


@rookie54 said
BREAKING NEWS

today in the oval office president donald trump declared himself pope

"everybody knows i'm the best at poping"
"gimme my hat"
"make it red"
Allegations of sexual impropriety are referred to a conclave of 12 baboons who pray, night and day, for the souls of the accusers to see the light of his radiant spirit.

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@rookie54 said
BREAKING NEWS

today in the oval office president donald trump declared himself pope

"everybody knows i'm the best at poping"
"gimme my hat"
"make it red"
Don’t forget Dorothy’s shoes.


artificial intelligence has been born
brought into this realm by in vitro idiocy
chat with the machine!
let it shoppe for you!
it will fix all yer sudoku puzzles!
let the machine pick yer lotto numbers!
watch as the machine learns to laugh at the jokes you don't get!

the machine will not do laundry, clean windows, or cook for you
it WILL impregnate you, regardless of yer human equipment

happy happy
joy joy


@rookie54 said
artificial intelligence has been born
brought into this realm by in vitro idiocy
chat with the machine!
let it shoppe for you!
it will fix all yer sudoku puzzles!
let the machine pick yer lotto numbers!
watch as the machine learns to laugh at the jokes you don't get!

the machine will not do laundry, clean windows, or cook for you
it WILL impregnate you, regardless of yer human equipment

happy happy
joy joy
It’s making us dummer; apparently.

As if we could get any dummer.


dear ai,

write me a story
the rock and jason statham are both driving real fast cars and they fight a lot


*waits for the money to roll in


what comes to us alone may be garbled by our own rationalization and wishful thinking. The benefit of talking to another person is that we can get his direct comment and counsel on our situation

TWELVE STEPS AND TWELVE TRADITIONS, p. 60
https://www.aa.org/daily-reflections


i may have been alone in my shack for long enough, thinking of pixels as conversation

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@rookie54 said
what comes to us alone may be garbled by our own rationalization and wishful thinking. The benefit of talking to another person is that we can get his direct comment and counsel on our situation

TWELVE STEPS AND TWELVE TRADITIONS, p. 60
https://www.aa.org/daily-reflections


i may have been alone in my shack for long enough, thinking of pixels as conversation
I'm waiting for artificial limited intelligence, designed so that I can outsmart it, get the last word and feel good.


(Okay, that would be artificial extremely limited intelligence.)


((Hope you are keeping well and you maintained your adopt scouser status long enough to enjoy our winning the league.))

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Do I have clean underwear for tomorrow?πŸ€”πŸ«’


what if humans have misread the scale of life
like, for instance,
what if bigfoot really does exist?
but
while folks think of bigfoot as being this huge monstrosity,
it's just a hobbit


only bigger


note to self

stop typing
right now
quit it


What is the name of the model for the formation and evolution of the solar system first developed in the 18th century by Emanuel Swedenborg, Immanuel Kant, and Pierre-Simon Laplace?

no guessing - search the internet for the correct answer

25% Gravitational Collapse Exposition
75% Nebular Hypothesis
0% Giant Molecular Cloud Theory
0% Big Bang Theory
4 votes β€’ Final results


i dreamt i was one of the horde on attack
then realized my blunders were not a dream


https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/may/20/chess-champion-magnus-carlsen-vs-the-world-match-ends-in-surprise-draw

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@rookie54 said
i dreamt i was one of the horde on attack
then realized my blunders were not a dream


https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/may/20/chess-champion-magnus-carlsen-vs-the-world-match-ends-in-surprise-draw
Having had too much coffee keeps me awake at night. πŸ™

-VR

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