thoughts that keep me awake at night

After some reflection, it seems I don't really have any thoughts that keep me up at night. Should I be concerned about that? Or am I being unmutual?

not a single thought
but an amalgam of jumbled neurotic flashes
self reflection is not extricating my consciousness from the mire
sleep
sleep
perchance to dream
and yet i am awake and anxious

i hope it was a dream
otherwise
that hallucination was intense

i used a new gps app called "As The Plot Thickens" to find very old markers inna cemetery
i felt lil tiny hairs on my neck raise as it announced firmly,
"you have reached yer destination"

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speaking civilly to a corporate shill
i made the mistake of answering the phone
"we've sent yer account to collections" she said
i let fly my sexiest moan
i asked her for a date on saturday night
over fiber optics i heard her blush
"no way i'm going to date a deadbeat"
even as her resolve turned to mush
i gotta go do some laundry now
i'll need clean jeans when i get to her place
cuz she's got no clue that i'm coming to her
and i'd like to convince her that i'm not a headcase

rookie54

whaddya figure my chances are?

50% zero

50% one percent

0% less than zero

2 votes • Final results

let's build a nuclear reactor on the moon
what could possibly go wrong?
texas cain't even keep the lights on at home
guess i just go and hit the bong

@moonbus said
If the barber shaves every man who does not shave himself, who shaves the barber?

Well I might ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin' in the moon-lighty night
And then I'd get a cuppa coffee and give my foot a push
Just me and the pygmy pony over by the dental floss bush
And then I might just jump back on
And ride like a cowboy into the dawn to Montana

~ Frank Zappa

Schrödinger's cat still keeps me awake at night.
Wish the thing would just die.

bizarro world occurrences keep me awake at night
for the last three days my clothes dryer has been gifting me socks that i haven't yet lost
isn't it supposed to work the other way around?
i didn't mention it earlier because these are some really really nice socks
and they're in pairs
so i've been conflicted about what to do, if anything
i mean, if the universe wants to give me socks, who am i to complain?

then it escalated
this afternoon the dryer gave me two pairs of brand new socks and a lovely matching set of lace bra and panties
i ain't had a woman in this shack in four years

i'm gettin set up ain't i?

@rookie54 said
bizarro world occurrences keep me awake at night
for the last three days my clothes dryer has been gifting me socks that i haven't yet lost
isn't it supposed to work the other way around?
i didn't mention it earlier because these are some really really nice socks
and they're in pairs
so i've been conflicted about what to do, if anything
i mean, if the uni ...[text shortened]... lace bra and panties
i ain't had a woman in this shack in four years

i'm gettin set up ain't i?

i was dreaming last night
which is an indicator of sleep, and that i was NOT awake
i dreamt i obtained thru means a collection of "final coffin nails"
it was a lot of digging, but the collection should prove profitable

Horses with fringes.

Frogs with fangs.

Foxy Ladies