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thoughts that keep me awake at night

thoughts that keep me awake at night

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@rookie54 said
thoughts that keep me awake at night

both @Very-Rusty and @divegeester are gay lovers living in aruba
they have a military compound training gay terrorists to gayly destroy all the capitalists in a very gay way
they both wear cardigans
they eat hobnobs slathered with marmite and nutella, and CHEESE
they play each others chess games and make it look like the opposite ...[text shortened]... and a one-time podcast interview with howard stern

having said this, my very life is forfeit
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Well, it all depends on what KIND of cheese, doesn’t it ? That would keep me awake.


@a-unique-nickname said
Earth is doomed.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-67242386

Doomed


@kewpie said
Is a hole a thing or not?
A holy thing.


@a-unique-nickname said
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-67242386

Doomed
for nearly all my life i had a funny feeling my spawn would forget my name as soon as i was out the door
now that i've helped destroy their only chance for survival
i know they'll sing songs about me


@very-rusty said
LOL@ rookie, that might be one of your best so far! πŸ™‚ πŸ˜›

You may want to watch your back though, just in case someone took it as Gospel. πŸ™‚

-VR
The World According to Rookie

A bestseller or a best cellar?

Now I need to see a review of state fair cotton candy.


daylight savings time saves neither daylight nor time
it's so dang frustrating
i cain't even make it rhyme


Does Martha ever get her medicine coverage straightened out?

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@rookie54 said
daylight savings time saves neither daylight nor time
it's so dang frustrating
i cain't even make it rhyme
Maybe not but it can and does affect the circadian rhythms.

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starfish walk on their lips with their butts to the sky
not only does this keep me awake at night
this makes me very giddy


How do migrating birds stay awake?


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-Removed-
When I fly I go “SRO”.

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Counting sheep
There's always another lot coming along


courage - is it gonna hurt? do it just the same
stupidity - is it gonna hurt? do it just the same

this keeps me awake at night


@rookie54 said
courage - is it gonna hurt? do it just the same
stupidity - is it gonna hurt? do it just the same

this keeps me awake at night
It should be just stupid enough to make for a good story without too much severe/permanent damage. πŸ˜›

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