thoughts that keep me awake at night

turkey flavored ice cream at baskin robbins
pumpkin spice flavored rolaids at walgreens
an artificial tree with artificial intelligence and artificial tinsel
artificial love for artificial ingredients and artificial alcohol

@a-unique-nickname said
Earth is doomed.

@rookie54
 thoughts that keep me awake at night

Visions of dropping a baby

The thought of losing fingers in an accident involving a deck chair

Going out for dinner and my date feeling the need to spray me in the face with pepper spray merely for a poorly told but admittedly bawdy joke

science tells us that magicians are less prone to mental illness

@ponderable said
It has humans on its' surface: so yes

@bigdogg said
But is the earth really doomed, or just the humans?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Both, given enough time. Our sun is finite.

@great-big-stees said
Seems, according to the “experts”, that the sun will cease to be in, roughly, 7-8 billion years. That’s a long time…right?🤔

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Only for you mortal chaps.

Earth Struck by Historic Gamma-Ray Burst From Exploding Star
https://scitechdaily.com/cosmic-flash-earth-struck-by-historic-gamma-ray-burst-from-exploding-star/

forget taco trucks on every corner
you got a hulk residing in yer shack
the cockroaches in texas were already big enough
without that gamma ray steroid snack

@great-big-stees said
Well, I’m going to do my darndest to live long enough to see it happen.🤞

@the-gravedigger said
You did see the dinosaurs go extinct.

i read the news today, oh boy

i sure hope that those naughty boat sinking orcas over near spain don't come swimming up my river and try to sink my canoe with me in it while i'm fishing for sand bass

internet geometry
the intersection of pixels delineating thoughts in recognizable forms
and its impact upon humanity's ability to relate to the nothing
keeps me awake at night until the melatonin kicks in

@bigdogg said
But is the earth really doomed, or just the humans?