thoughts that keep me awake at night

some folks ain't here to further evolution of the species
they're only here to remind you of what will be if humans do not evolve

sloth is one of the deadly sins
but it has kept me from practicing the other six

so i got that goin for me

@rookie54 said
some folks ain't here to further evolution of the species
they're only here to remind you of what will be if humans do not evolve

there is a radius around every nuclear explosion where frozen pizza will be cooked to perfection

i must find this distance and create the company that will sell you these perfect pizzas

i also need a couple of warheads

cranberry juice tastes like it doesn't want to be wet

lol
remembering that time that bert threatened to use ernie as an oven mitt

@rookie54 said
lol
remembering that time that bert threatened to use ernie as an oven mitt

YouTube

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I was traumatized when Ernie lost Bert on the beach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cuu-l4X4sRk

100

@a-unique-nickname said
100

a lady gives birth to a baby child
and she happily shares the length and weight
folks from all over the globe join the celebration

over to the pub the father does the same
but he's bragging about a fish he caught
and the boys down there prepare the coronation

rookie dancing in a tutu. Or would that be more like a nightmare? 🙂

-VR

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Where for art thou.
I miss you.
Sleep evades me.

lawyers
dammit

once upon a time
i had my tresses braided, sculpted, and coiled to resemble princess leia's beautiful buns nestled on either side of her head
the photos were shared on social media to generate a viral storm of confusion as to my gender
i mean, you see a guy with princess pancakes plastered to his cranium accenting his poorly trimmed goatee and yosemite sam mustache and most internet trolls immediately question one's equipment

lol it worked

alas
now lucasfilm sends me a cease and desist (12 years later) long after i've cut the hair to a quarter inch all over and around my skull
i am still so much better looking than carrie, bless her energy