Truisms, here is one, anyone have more?

Never Ever take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.....

Originally posted by sonhouse
Never Ever take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.....

Do not crap where you eat.

Never whistle with a mouthful of porridge.

Always turn the garbage disposal off BEFORE retrieving that knife that just fell in.

Life's a long journey unless it's a short one...

Never fall asleep on the job!

Never change a tire untill the car comes to a complete stop.

Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

Never fart in a spacesuit.

Never drive backward on the highway.

No matter how hard you try - whatever attempts you may make, the preparations made, the plans drawn. No matter how carefully it is planned, no matter the long hours of practice and study, the endless agonising - notwithstanding the silent meditation in anticipation of the moment - no matter of all these things.
It will only work if you believe. Wanting is not enough, wanting gets you by - you have to Need it - Need it like fish need water like fire needs oxygen, need it like earth needs water and the sky needs the sun.
When you need it enough - and only then - will someone else buy a round of drinks.

Never drink liquid nitrogen.

Never ask someone to light your fag in a gay bar.

Never strike a happy medium.