Truisms, here is one, anyone have more?

there's no such thing as "the best of both worlds".

No matter how hard you try, you can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

There's one born every second.

Always piss downwind

Never take anything from me, or i'll cut you.

(how was that?)

Never burn both ends of the candle while holding it in the center.

When in America, don't say you're "just having a fag outside". 😉

Don't eat yellow snow.

Don't eat yellow snow. again

Don't eat brown snow, either.

If it looks like a duck, and Quacks like a duck.....it's a duck.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
If it looks like a duck, and Quacks like a duck.....it's George W Bush.

If it looks like a quack, acts like a quack, better duck.

Live every day as if it is your last and one day you will be right

Dont kick babies over the garden wall