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Truisms, here is one, anyone have more?

Truisms, here is one, anyone have more?

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I've posted it before but this thread warrants its repeat:

Never shake hands in a mens room

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
I've posted it before but this thread warrants its repeat:

Never shake hands in a mens room
Or a ladies' room either.

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Don't beat people with your truncheon just because you can. You will meet them again, at night, alone.

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"Never forget what you don't know for the times when you forget that you dont need it."

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Lions kill you

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Chess is not a game, it's war.

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If you ain't never been to the ghetto, don't ever come to the ghetto, 'cause you wouldn't understand the ghetto. So stay the [flock] outta the ghetto!

Naughty By Nature

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Never let a goat escape, they will always turn against you.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Never let a goat escape, they will always turn against you.
Nordlys is a cruel, cruel mistress.

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It's bad luck to be superstitious.

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Originally posted by ManualEngine
Dont kick babies over the garden wall
Aim for the windows.

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The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.

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All roads lead to London.