Yo mama

Yo mama so heavy, a picture of her fell off the wall.

At least the wall kept standing.

Yo mama so fat, her belt size is 'Equator'.

At least she still needed the function of a belt.

Yo momma's like a door knob...everyone get's a turn

Originally posted by duecer
Yo momma's like a door knob...everyone get's a turn

Yo Mamma is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.

Yo Mamma is so fat, she wore a Malcom X Tshirt, and helicopters landed on her. 😞

Yo mama's such a whore, I hit her in the face with a baseball bat.

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama's yo mama

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

Your mamma is lamer than this thread 😛