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Yo mama so heavy, a picture of her fell off the wall.

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At least the wall kept standing.

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Yo mama so fat, her belt size is 'Equator'.

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At least she still needed the function of a belt.

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Yo momma's like a door knob...everyone get's a turn

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Originally posted by duecer
Yo momma's like a door knob...everyone get's a turn
Yo Mama is SOOO FAT! when she goes to see a film at the cinema theatre she sits next to EVERYBODY!

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Yo Mamma is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.

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Yo Mamma is so fat, she wore a Malcom X Tshirt, and helicopters landed on her. 😞

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Yo mama's such a whore, I hit her in the face with a baseball bat.

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Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

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Yo mama's yo mama

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Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

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Your mamma is lamer than this thread 😛

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