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Originally posted by schakuhr
Yo mama so heavy, a picture of her fell off the wall.
Yo mama is fat.

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Originally posted by adramforall
Yo mama's yo mama
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
Yo mama is fat.
Yo mama so fat, she influences the tides.

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Originally posted by schakuhr
Yo mama so fat, she influences the tides.
Yo mama is so fat, she sweats lard.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Yo mama is so fat, she sweats lard.
Your mamma might not be fat, but you're pig ugly 😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Your mamma might not be fat, but you're pig ugly 😛
You're so ugly, your parents had to borrow a baby to take to church. 😛

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Yo mama's such a whore, I hit her in the face with a baseball bat.
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uhhhh.... hmmm... yeah.... ok....

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Yo mama so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.

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Originally posted by duecer
Yo momma's like a door knob...everyone get's a turn
your "momma joke" is so old, your momma has had a thousand turns since the first time i heard it

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Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so fat she went out in high heels and came home in flip-flops

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Originally posted by Scotty70
Yo mama so fat she went out in high heels and came home in flip-flops
Yo mama is so fat, she wore high heels and struck oil.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Yo mama is so fat, she wore high heels and struck oil.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

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Your Momma is so fat she uses a bed mattress for a maxipad.

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This thread killed me! I sure got some good laughs. Ice and Arby really busted me up. The other contributors had some good entries also.