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Yo momma is so skinny, she choked on a grain of rice.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Yo momma is so skinny, she choked on a grain of rice.
Yo mama so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared!

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Make up your mind.😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Make up your mind.😛
Yo mama so ugly, when she lays on the beach, the tide won't come in

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Yo momma’s so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in.

Originally posted by Scotty70
Yo mama so ugly, when she lays on the beach, the tide won't come in
Beam me up Scotty, try and keep up will you? 😛

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Yo momma is so stupid, she heard it was chilly outside so went went out with a bowl.
Yo mama so stupid her boy say went twice. 😞
And omitted the word "she" 😞😞😞

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Yo mama so stupid her boy say went twice. 😞
And omitted the word "she" 😞😞😞
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips

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Originally posted by Scotty70
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips
Ya Momma smells so bad the beggers refuse her money

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Word.

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Originally posted by rhb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgXkwiM0hIQ

Word.
I think the ones in this thread are better, don't you.
I mean "ya momma's got a glass eye with a fish tank in it" - what's that all about?!!

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Originally posted by yo its me
I think the ones in this thread are better, don't you.
I mean "ya momma's got a glass eye with a fish tank in it" - what's that all about?!!
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

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Originally posted by yo its me
I think the ones in this thread are better, don't you.
I mean "ya momma's got a glass eye with a fish tank in it" - what's that all about?!!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

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Originally posted by mochiron
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "To be continued..."

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Originally posted by yo its me
I think the ones in this thread are better, don't you.
I mean "ya momma's got a glass eye with a fish tank in it" - what's that all about?!!
This thread is better, but that song is ace.

It's "Ya mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it"

the eye is the tank, you see she's so big, her glass eye is... ah sod it, nevermind.

I like the "Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand" quality!

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Yo mama's so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant