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Your momma so fat her thighs talk to eachother

"You let me pass and I'll let you pass"

"you let me pass I'll let you pass"

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The last time yo mama saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Yo momma’s so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in.

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Better stop, or Red Night will treat us with new preaching exercise.

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Yo mama so racist, even her poo is white.

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Originally posted by schakuhr
Yo mama so racist, even her poo is white.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

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Originally posted by mochiron
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

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Originally posted by mochiron
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so poor, when I saw her moving a garbage can down the alley and I asked her what she was doing, she said 'moving'.

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Yo moma so stupid she stopped at some traffic lights and thought it was a disco.

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You mama is SOO fat, I burnt my arse on the lightbulb!

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Originally posted by rmacken
You mama is SOO fat, I burnt my arse on the lightbulb!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train"

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Yo momma is so stupid, she heard it was chilly outside so went went out with a bowl.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Yo momma is so stupid, she heard it was chilly outside so went went out with a bowl.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took a cup to go see "Juice"

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Yo moma so stupid she got run over by a parked car.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Yo moma so stupid she got run over by a parked car.
Yo mama so stupid, she uses white-out on a computer screen