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  1. Standard member DoctorScribbles
    BWA Soldier
    10 Mar '08 21:45
    Yo' mama so fat, she got a Schwarzschild radius of 4 parsecs.
  2. Standard member DoctorScribbles
    BWA Soldier
    10 Mar '08 21:58
    Yo' mama so poor, she tried to pawn the Ag and Au off her periodic table of the elements.
  3. Standard member DoctorScribbles
    BWA Soldier
    10 Mar '08 22:24
    Yo' mama so stupid, her IQ is less than the inverse of Avogadro's number.
  4. Standard member DoctorScribbles
    BWA Soldier
    10 Mar '08 22:55
    Yo mama so ugly, she can reduce the half-life of chunk of uranium by 30% just by looking at it.
  5. Donation kirksey957
    Outkast
    11 Mar '08 00:16
    Yo momma so hony that she uses the pythagorean theorem to calculate the angle of her whore heels.
  6. Donation kirksey957
    Outkast
    11 Mar '08 00:17
    Yo momma so lazy she was completely lacking in mitochondria in her cellular structure.
  7. Donation kirksey957
    Outkast
    11 Mar '08 00:25
    Yo momma's so nasty that her science project in school was to light a fart to demonstrate that the speed of light was faster than the speed of sound.
  8. Donation kirksey957
    Outkast
    11 Mar '08 01:14
    Yo momma's so fat homeostasis does not apply to her.
  9. Standard member DoctorScribbles
    BWA Soldier
    11 Mar '08 01:19 / 1 edit
    Yo' mama so fat, mammalogists debate whether she is a Hippopotamus amphibius or a Diceros bicornis.
  10. Donation kirksey957
    Outkast
    11 Mar '08 01:42
    Yo momma's so fat she corresponds to the Cartesian coordinates where y axis with vertex (h,k) focus (h,k+p) and directrix y=k-p with P being the distance from the vertex to the focus, has the equation with axis parallel to the y axis thus (x-h)2=4p(y-k).
  11. Standard member sonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    11 Mar '08 02:22
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    Yo momma's so fat she corresponds to the Cartesian coordinates where y axis with vertex (h,k) focus (h,k+p) and directrix y=k-p with P being the distance from the vertex to the focus, has the equation with axis parallel to the y axis thus (x-h)2=4p(y-k).
    Yo mamma's so skinny she hides behind one of those extra dimensions they are always talking about.
  12. Standard member ChronicLeaky
    Don't Fear Me
    11 Mar '08 02:50
    With yo' mama, group action is always free.
  13. Standard member DoctorScribbles
    BWA Soldier
    11 Mar '08 03:37
    Yo' mama so dense, she got "Pb" tattooed on her forehead.
  14. Standard member DoctorScribbles
    BWA Soldier
    11 Mar '08 03:43
    Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
    With yo' mama, group action is always free.
    Yo' mama got more fat rolls than a zero-determinant matrix got solutions.
  15. Standard member DoctorScribbles
    BWA Soldier
    11 Mar '08 03:53
    Yo' mama such a crackhead, she can fire up a Bunsen burner faster than Dr. Bunsen himself.