Science Yo' Mama

Yo' mama so fat, she got a Schwarzschild radius of 4 parsecs.

Yo' mama so poor, she tried to pawn the Ag and Au off her periodic table of the elements.

Yo' mama so stupid, her IQ is less than the inverse of Avogadro's number.

Yo mama so ugly, she can reduce the half-life of chunk of uranium by 30% just by looking at it.

Yo momma so hony that she uses the pythagorean theorem to calculate the angle of her whore heels.

Yo momma so lazy she was completely lacking in mitochondria in her cellular structure.

Yo momma's so nasty that her science project in school was to light a fart to demonstrate that the speed of light was faster than the speed of sound.

Yo momma's so fat homeostasis does not apply to her.

Yo' mama so fat, mammalogists debate whether she is a Hippopotamus amphibius or a Diceros bicornis.

Yo momma's so fat she corresponds to the Cartesian coordinates where y axis with vertex (h,k) focus (h,k+p) and directrix y=k-p with P being the distance from the vertex to the focus, has the equation with axis parallel to the y axis thus (x-h)2=4p(y-k).

Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo momma's so fat she corresponds to the Cartesian coordinates where y axis with vertex (h,k) focus (h,k+p) and directrix y=k-p with P being the distance from the vertex to the focus, has the equation with axis parallel to the y axis thus (x-h)2=4p(y-k).

With yo' mama, group action is always free.

Yo' mama so dense, she got "Pb" tattooed on her forehead.

Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
With yo' mama, group action is always free.

Yo' mama such a crackhead, she can fire up a Bunsen burner faster than Dr. Bunsen himself.