# Science Yo' Mama

DoctorScribbles
Science 10 Mar '08 21:45
1. DoctorScribbles
BWA Soldier
10 Mar '08 21:45
Yo' mama so fat, she got a Schwarzschild radius of 4 parsecs.
2. DoctorScribbles
BWA Soldier
10 Mar '08 21:58
Yo' mama so poor, she tried to pawn the Ag and Au off her periodic table of the elements.
3. DoctorScribbles
BWA Soldier
10 Mar '08 22:24
Yo' mama so stupid, her IQ is less than the inverse of Avogadro's number.
4. DoctorScribbles
BWA Soldier
10 Mar '08 22:55
Yo mama so ugly, she can reduce the half-life of chunk of uranium by 30% just by looking at it.
5. kirksey957
Outkast
11 Mar '08 00:16
Yo momma so hony that she uses the pythagorean theorem to calculate the angle of her whore heels.
6. kirksey957
Outkast
11 Mar '08 00:17
Yo momma so lazy she was completely lacking in mitochondria in her cellular structure.
7. kirksey957
Outkast
11 Mar '08 00:25
Yo momma's so nasty that her science project in school was to light a fart to demonstrate that the speed of light was faster than the speed of sound.
8. kirksey957
Outkast
11 Mar '08 01:14
Yo momma's so fat homeostasis does not apply to her.
9. DoctorScribbles
BWA Soldier
11 Mar '08 01:191 edit
Yo' mama so fat, mammalogists debate whether she is a Hippopotamus amphibius or a Diceros bicornis.
10. kirksey957
Outkast
11 Mar '08 01:42
Yo momma's so fat she corresponds to the Cartesian coordinates where y axis with vertex (h,k) focus (h,k+p) and directrix y=k-p with P being the distance from the vertex to the focus, has the equation with axis parallel to the y axis thus (x-h)2=4p(y-k).
11. sonhouse
Fast and Curious
11 Mar '08 02:22
Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo momma's so fat she corresponds to the Cartesian coordinates where y axis with vertex (h,k) focus (h,k+p) and directrix y=k-p with P being the distance from the vertex to the focus, has the equation with axis parallel to the y axis thus (x-h)2=4p(y-k).
Yo mamma's so skinny she hides behind one of those extra dimensions they are always talking about.
12. ChronicLeaky
Don't Fear Me
11 Mar '08 02:50
With yo' mama, group action is always free.
13. DoctorScribbles
BWA Soldier
11 Mar '08 03:37
Yo' mama so dense, she got "Pb" tattooed on her forehead.
14. DoctorScribbles
BWA Soldier
11 Mar '08 03:43
Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
With yo' mama, group action is always free.
Yo' mama got more fat rolls than a zero-determinant matrix got solutions.
15. DoctorScribbles
BWA Soldier
11 Mar '08 03:53
Yo' mama such a crackhead, she can fire up a Bunsen burner faster than Dr. Bunsen himself.