Science Yo' Mama

You mama so stupid she can only speak regular languages. What yo' mama says is Kleene-closed, which is why you so dirty.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Yo momma so fat, that when they get around to making realistic sized robots they're gonna have to fit it with macro-chips.

Yo Momma so fat that the last time she went for a dip in the sea she caused a bloody tsunami.

Yo Momma so fat that if she'd been an Egyptian princess 3800 years ago, the pyramids would have been called Lard-houses instead.

Yo Momma scoffs so much she eats off tectonic plates.

Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
You mama so stupid she can only speak regular languages. What yo' mama says is Kleene-closed, which is why you so dirty.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Yo' mama so fat, when she step on a scale, it's undecidable whether the needle will ever stop spinning.

Yo momma's so fat her carbon footprint required three chapters in Al Gore's book.

Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo momma's so fat her carbon footprint required three chapters in Al Gore's book.

Yo' mama so fat, ugly and stupid that intelligent design my ass.

Yo momma so ugly, she can't even get square roots.

Yo momma so dumb, SETI gave up.

Yo momma so fat, Zeno thought there was no such thing as motion.

Yo momma so ugly, Einstein gave up women.

Yo mommo so ugly, Stephen Hawkings shut his eyes forever, never to blink again.