Science Yo' Mama

Yo momma so fat she's the opposite of absolute 0.

Yo' momma so fat, Dark Matter no longer needs to be postulated.

Yo' momma so fat, her ass has its own event horizon.

Yo' momma so fat, she uses the asteroid belt to keep her pants up.

Yo' momma so fat, she imploded into a black dwarf.

Yo' momma so fat, she was upgraded to planetary status.

Yo' momma so fat, her colposcopy required a telescope.

Yo' momma so fat, her girth is measured in asstronomical units.

Yo' momma so fat, CERN use her ass as a farticle accelerator.

Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
Yo' momma so fat, CERN use her ass as a farticle accelerator.

Yo Mama so nasty, the government makes her wear a BioHazard warning.

Yo Mama so smelly, her poop is happy to escape

Yo Mama so nasty, her last pap smear was used to create chemical weapons.

Edit - I just made this one up, is it any good? 🙂

Momma so fat she got her own gravitational field.

Yo mamma's so fat she colapses every wave that she's conscious of.