Science Yo' Mama

Yo momma so ugly, she joined the Royal Society.

Yo Momma so stupid she failed the Turing Test.

Yo momma so dumb, she went to a lecture in propositional logic hoping to get laid.

Yo Momma so fat that she has more influence on tides than the moon.

Yo momma so fat that when they got a specimen to put in a petri dish they had to use an all you can eat buffet platter.

Yo Momma so fugly even ILM can't make her pretty.

Yo momma eat so much she named you Prater Willy.

Yo Momma so misformed and large that Einstein had to redifine the concept of relativity to encompass her.

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Yo Momma so misformed and large that Einstein had to redifine the concept of relativity to encompass her.

Yo mamma so gross, she farted and started a new big bang.

Momma so fat this is her idea of pressure treated lumber.

http://www.ertra.com/temp/weekly/fat_lady.jpg

Yo momma so ugly even the speed of light slowed down while approaching her.

Your mother is not fat, it's just that the space between her fat ass cells are expanding, but after a long time she will actually be so fat that she will look very clold and skinney.

Yo mamma so cutting edge science, arrakis posted a thread about how she must be true.

Yo momma so nasty all her neural synaptic pathways lead to her ass.

Yo momma so fat she causes solar eclipses.