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Yo momma's so ugly that for her the theory of the angle of reflection is always equal to the angle of refraction became the angle of reflection is equal to the angle of retraction.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Yo' mama got more fat rolls than a zero-determinant matrix got solutions.
Any two points in yo' mama can be joined by a line segment that lies entirely in yo' mama, who so lazy that Professa Heisenberg never know exactly where she is.

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Yo momma's so fat that Archimedes drowned when using your momma to experiment on the volume of water displaced by a mass being equal to the volume of the mass (yo momma).

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Newton has nothing on yo mamma cause she so fat she can jump up in the air and get stuck.

Dave

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You momma's so hot that absolute zero feels quite warm.

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Yo' mama so nasty, I dipped a litmus strip in her urine sample and it dissolved.

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Yo momma's so ugly that when she rang the bell, Pavlov's dog ran the other way.

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Yo' mama so fat, Galileo dropped her from the Pisa Tower and the earth fell up.

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Yo momma so ugly, her kids don't suffer an Oedipus complex.

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Yo momma's just so...............................not even stem cells can fix her.

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Yo momma's so nasty the electo-magnetic field departed from her vibrator.

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Yo momma's so ugly Stephen Hawking looked good next to her.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo momma so hony that she uses the pythagorean theorem to calculate the angle of her whore heels.
LAME.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Yo momma so lazy she was completely lacking in mitochondria in her cellular structure.
See? That's better. It makes sense.

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Yo Momma so ugly even Captain Kirk doesn't want to snog her.