Science Yo' Mama

Yo Momma so fat she causes spring tides.

Yo Mamma so skanky, Jabba the Hutt wouldn't lick her.

Yo' mama so stupid, she tried to get the fossil record on CD.

Yo momma so dirty she turns gold into lead.

Yo' mama

Yo mamma's so fat that NASA had to launch a satellite to orbit around her.

Yo Momma so fat the Earth orbits around her.

Yo Momma's so fat she emits Hawking Radiation.

Yo Momma so dense they call her Event Horizon.

Originally posted by mtthw
Yo Momma's so fat she emits Hawking Radiation.

yo momma's so fat, she's don't just have periods, shes got an orbital period too

Yo mamma so hairy the only language she knows how to speak is wookie.

Yo momma so stupid that she thinks there is a goat in her computer because of the RAM.

Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
Shouldn't that be black body radiation?

Yo momma so fat, that when they get around to making realistic sized robots they're gonna have to fit it with macro-chips.