Originally posted by coquette
I would guess that others have suggested this before, but just in case, here goes:
Why, oh why, are people able to make moves while they are on vacation? Is anyone else bothered with seeing moves come in when folks are on vacation? How about watching them make moves in other games and letting your game sit cold while they are on vacation?
If you think ...[text shortened]... oves with your time counting. That is the true spirit of the game and fair play for everyone.
Gosh, isn't it terrible that some nasty people are making moves whilst they are supposed to be on vacation! Even worse, they are moving in some games but not in mine. How dare they! We must put a stop to this.
I know, let's prevent them from moving! So all those evil players who drag out their games just to annoy everyone will be forced to wait a few weeks until they come back from their vacations. What a brilliant idea. This will really speed up the tourneys...
But, why not go a bit further? Whilst they’re away, we should seal the moves so they won't be able to see what their opponents have played. That will teach them! Hey, is this what is meant by blindfold chess?
We could really ruin their holiday. Stop them moving, stop them posting… We might as well go the whole hog and block them from the site. After all, they deserve it. Especially those lucky bastards who go somewhere nice.
Let’s face it. Anyone who goes on vacation is a horrible, selfish person, who has no consideration for his opponents. And someone who goes on vacation but continues to move, is even more horrible, selfish, and inconsiderate - if that’s possible. Hanging is too good for them!