01 Feb '13 21:46>
Originally posted by SuzianneThe fairy's at the bottom of my garden require that ever second Thursday during months without an 'r' in them,
Those who blaspheme against God are still sinning against God, even if they do not believe in God or sin, and you will be called upon at Judgement to defend your decision to do so.
What is it any police officer will tell you? Oh, yeah, ignorance of the law is no excuse. And in this case, you're not even actually ignorant of it. You just choose to do so anyways.
You spend 3 minutes at midday rubbing your stomach while patting your head whilst standing on one foot and
reciting "Jabberwocky" by lewis carol.
If you don't do this then when you die you will be locked up in the fairy dungeons for all eternity where you
will be slowly driven insane by a hairy goblin tickling you with a feather.
Once you understand why you shouldn't believe in and fear this, you should understand why I don't believe in
or fear your god/hell.