Did Jesus die a virgin?

Originally posted by daniel58
God.

Dog.

Originally posted by karoly aczel
Dog.

Who me? God? Neither of us are dogs.

Originally posted by daniel58
Who me? God? Neither of us are dogs.

Rumour has it that Jesus batted way above his average.

Originally posted by nook7
Rumour has it that Jesus batted way above his average.

1. Baseball wasn't invented yet. 2. Their is no "average" with God.

Originally posted by daniel58
1. Baseball wasn't invented yet. 2. Their is no "average" with God.

Baseball may not have been invented at that time but Cricket certainly was invented then and it was invented by God and Myself His son whom helped with many of the rules most notably the Leg Before Wicket Rule. Personally I think cricket was Our best work.

Originally posted by daniel58
1. Baseball wasn't invented yet. 2. Their is no "average" with God.

Daniel...their yanking your chain buddy.....

Originally posted by daniel58
1. Baseball wasn't invented yet. 2. Their is no "average" with God.

Hey...WAKE UP!!!!!!

There are other countries outside the USA where NO-ONE gives a toss about baseball.

You (not surprisingly have missed the point again)

Originally posted by clearlight
Baseball may not have been invented at that time but Cricket certainly was invented then and it was invented by God and Myself His son whom helped with many of the rules most notably the Leg Before Wicket Rule. Personally I think cricket was Our best work.

His Son went to Heaven, so you are either in Heaven or not His Son.