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...that i can keep track of you all?

http://www.rense.com/general72/size.htm

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This is God.

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Not as spectacular looking as I thought. Aren't my eyeballs supposed to be burning out or something?

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Originally posted by God
...that i can keep track of you all?

http://www.rense.com/general72/size.htm
I would think that god would be able to make a post without needing to edit it. It sort of impinges upon your supposed "perfection" that way.

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Originally posted by rwingett
I would think that god would be able to make a post without needing to edit it. It sort of impinges upon your supposed "perfection" that way.
if you knew how many times i've had to edit creation - and i still can't get it right - za-bah!

and i'm not the one claiming perfection - you know how it is - you perform a few "miracles" and all of a sudden you're invincable to some people - zi-boh!

now, you may have the idea i can only be defeated by people's disbelief or lack of love, but you would be wrong - i can also be defeated with a good hard kick to the crutch region - your problem would be to find it - ze-buh!

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Originally posted by God
if you knew how many times i've had to edit creation - and i still can't get it right - za-bah!

and i'm not the one claiming perfection - you know how it is - you perform a few "miracles" and all of a sudden you're invincable to some people - zi-boh!

now, you may have the idea i can only be defeated by people's disbelief or lack of love, but you would be w ...[text shortened]... d with a good hard kick to the crutch region - your problem would be to find it - ze-buh!
Is a god who misspells "invincible" worthy of worship?

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Originally posted by God
...that i can keep track of you all?

http://www.rense.com/general72/size.htm
I pity you.
Kelly

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Originally posted by rwingett
Is a god who misspells "invincible" worthy of worship?
like i said - i'm not claiming omnipotent perfection - my admirers are - zo-beh!

invincable, invincable, invincable, invincable, invincable, invincable, invincable, invincable

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Originally posted by KellyJay
I pity you.
Kelly
oh yeah? - well you just try and fill my shoes for a day and i guess we'll see how well you do - zo-boh!

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Originally posted by God
if you knew how many times i've had to edit creation - and i still can't get it right - za-bah!

and i'm not the one claiming perfection - you know how it is - you perform a few "miracles" and all of a sudden you're invincable to some people - zi-boh!

now, you may have the idea i can only be defeated by people's disbelief or lack of love, but you would be w ...[text shortened]... d with a good hard kick to the crutch region - your problem would be to find it - ze-buh!
So God.

why did you put our nuts in such an easily kickable place ???


Sadism surely??

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Originally posted by God
oh yeah? - well you just try and fill my shoes for a day and i guess we'll see how well you do - zo-boh!
God isn't mocked, He does repay. You think it funny taking on God
as a name. I doubt you'll enjoy it when the real God says enough
and you find there is nothing and no one that can save you from
your sins. You should repent while you have time, before it is
to late.
Kelly

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the largest:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LBV_1806-20

the brightest:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistol_Star

( on the Milky Way )

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Originally posted by KellyJay
God isn't mocked, He does repay. You think it funny taking on God
as a name. I doubt you'll enjoy it when the real God says enough
and you find there is nothing and no one that can save you from
your sins. You should repent while you have time, before it is
to late.
Kelly
Who's to say that god doesn't laugh at himself?

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Originally posted by KellyJay
God isn't mocked, He does repay. You think it funny taking on God
as a name. I doubt you'll enjoy it when the real God says enough
and you find there is nothing and no one that can save you from
your sins. You should repent while you have time, before it is
to late.
Kelly
Yeah, I heard that Santa gets real pithy about people mocking him too.

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Originally posted by KellyJay
God isn't mocked, He does repay. You think it funny taking on God
as a name. I doubt you'll enjoy it when the real God says enough
and you find there is nothing and no one that can save you from
your sins. You should repent while you have time, before it is
to late.
Kelly
You really have balls to talk to God that way.

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