Originally posted by flyUnity
You cant even spell a cuss word. Besides, Id rather be a bad speller then to be inmature enough to do somthing like that.
The way I see it flyUnity is that there is no heaven.
But, just imagine there is. And just imagine good people go to heaven.
And heaven lasts for eternity.
Now, see my position on a mesa-niveau. Even if there is a heaven, I don't want to spend eternity with the likes of you, Cliff Richard, Baptists and the rest of you whining, good for nothing, idiotic, superficial, stupid morons.
But I have a problem. I'm quite a nice person.
Now, see my position in more detail. I want to avoid this heaven (even though I don't believe in it) at all costs. I'd rather roast with Genghis Khan, Jimmy Hendrix and Julius Ceasar for all eternity than spend a more than a mirco-second in the company of good and religious Christians.
So...see my pissing up the church wall as a sort of insurance. I don't reckon I'll need it, but should I ever appear before Simon (that's Peter...) and he says: "Mark...you're quite a nice person."
I'll be able to retaliate with a: "Oh no I'm not. I piss up against church walls. "
DOWN BABY DOWN.
Let me finish my monologue with a quote from AC DC:
"HIGHWAY TO HELL...I'M ON A...HIGHWAY TO HELL....lalalalalalalla"