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If you were to die on me right know where would you go?

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Originally posted by RBHILL
If you were to die on me right know where would you go?
I'd probably fall off my chair.

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Originally posted by RBHILL
If you were to die on me right know where would you go?
If I was dead how could I "go" anywhere?

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Originally posted by RBHILL
If you were to die on me right know where would you go?
since walking my friend to his suicide, i've spent a large proportion of my life trying to get to Hell 'when i die'... while actually still believing in Jesus. i know how easy it is for Christians to make mistakes based on what they think they know, and how terrible the consequences may be. i don't fear Hell or death.

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
since walking my friend to his suicide, i've spent a large proportion of my life trying to get to Hell 'when i die'... while actually still believing in Jesus. i know how easy it is for Christians to make mistakes based on what they think they know, and how terrible the consequences may be. i don't fear Hell or death.
That just gave me an interesting thought. If belief in Jesus is the only requirement to enter heaven (as has been suggested by some in this forum) then every single person in hell did not believe in Jesus and therefore almost cirtainly did not believe in Hell and is realy rather shocked.

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Originally posted by twhitehead
That just gave me an interesting thought. If belief in Jesus is the only requirement to enter heaven (as has been suggested by some in this forum) then every single person in hell did not believe in Jesus and therefore almost cirtainly did not believe in Hell and is realy rather shocked.
john 3:16 is what the bible says, so given that is true those some are correct. lol... i guess i was always going to fail on my mission to hell.

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Originally posted by twhitehead
...then every single person in hell did not believe in Jesus and therefore almost cirtainly did not believe in Hell and is realy rather shocked.
I think it's more like:

"Oh, so there is a hell after all? Cool..."

"Hey, Satan! Throw me a beer, will ya'!"

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Originally posted by twhitehead
That just gave me an interesting thought. If belief in Jesus is the only requirement to enter heaven (as has been suggested by some in this forum) then every single person in hell did not believe in Jesus and therefore almost cirtainly did not believe in Hell and is realy rather shocked.
I'll be a little shocked, but I know the story. So if I wake up in Hell, I'll figure out what's up pretty quickly. It's the dj2becker's of the world that are really gonna $&** their pants!

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Originally posted by stocken
I think it's more like:

"Oh, so there is a hell after all? Cool..."

"Hey, Satan! Throw me a beer, will ya'!"
Then Satan passes you a steaming mug of lava...

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Originally posted by dj2becker
Then Satan passes you a steaming mug of lava...
...and pitchforks you right in the ass while "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" roars over the loudspeakers.

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Originally posted by stocken
I think it's more like:

"Oh, so there is a hell after all? Cool..."

"Hey, Satan! Throw me a beer, will ya'!"
oooo my god!

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Originally posted by RBHILL
If you were to die on me right know where would you go?
As you are an EMT, does this happen often?

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Originally posted by RBHILL
If you were to die on me right know where would you go?
i'm not an expert on what happens after death, but i'm guessing i would go to get judged.

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Originally posted by RBHILL
If you were to die on me right know where would you go?
I'd aim for my knee hitting your genitals so that when I crumpled I managed one last deathblow.

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Originally posted by darvlay
...and pitchforks you right in the ass while "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" roars over the loudspeakers.
Or "Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying" by B&S.

I always cry at endings.

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