Hella yeah! There's international black day, international woman's day, international gay day, international secretary day, international mother's, father's, children's and old age-pensioners day...
But there's a definate lack of international white, heterosexual, single, childless man's day.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, and I want to please an as large a group as possible.
So, there for I've decided that June the 17th should be: International punch a christian day!
There are so many reasons why christians should be punched on a daily basis, that it may seem strange that we have to set a side a special day for this, but I feel that June the 17th should celebrate everything we hate about the most hypocrital sect on Earth.
A special day, when punching christians doesn't end up with a foot in your doorway, a fine or Cliff Richard concert punishment.
And so, I propose we go out and punch Christians!
Go forth and flail about wildly. I suggest churches! They're full of horrible, greasy, little christian bastards.
Or graveyards, there's usually a handful of mourners lurking around the dead. Xian gouls are the bomb.
Or abortion clinics, often you'll find the nasty little Xians hiding behind plackards at the front door.
Go forth and punch them!