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Originally posted by no1marauder
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EDIT: BTW, I'm hungry, so get me a turkey sandwich on white with mayo or your first statement will be false.
Where do you want it sent?

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Originally posted by blindfaith101
Is JESUS in your heart today?
Yes, he's standing right next to Buddha. They are hanging 'chill'.

ES

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Well, we were due for another head explosion, so keep it up, Sparky; I like the parts where you get to personally condemn everybody who doesn't agree with your fundamentalist little cult to eternal damnation. If you have a leader of that group with ya, a WORD of advice; don't drink the Kool-Aid.

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Originally posted by blindfaith101
Where do you want it sent?
New Madison Grill, Albany, New York. Tell Mike to hold it for me. Thanks a bunch, oh Great Prophet of God.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Yes, he's standing right next to Buddha. They are hanging 'chill'.

ES
Then you must be going to that same place that Buddha is. And he is not in Heaven.

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Originally posted by blindfaith101
I guess that a new way to say No?
Ask God what it means.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
New Madison Grill, Albany, New York. Tell Mike to hold it for me. Thanks a bunch, oh Great Prophet of God.
Would he really know who it's for if it were packaged for 2 bit or No.1?

When you coming my way? We can split it! I bet Jesus will be toasted into the bread!

ES

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Originally posted by no1marauder
New Madison Grill, Albany, New York. Tell Mike to hold it for me. Thanks a bunch, oh Great Prophet of God.
whats the address?

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Originally posted by blindfaith101
Then you must be going to that same place that Buddha is. And he is not in Heaven.
See that... where is the love there? If Jesus can't get along with Buddha... who the Hell's he gonna hang with?

ES

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Originally posted by blindfaith101
whats the address?
Ask Jesus; he'll tell ya.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Well, we were due for another head explosion, so keep it up, Sparky; I like the parts where you get to personally condemn everybody who doesn't agree with your fundamentalist little cult to eternal damnation. If you have a leader of that group with ya, a WORD of advice; don't drink the Kool-Aid.
Remember there is no water in hell.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Ask Jesus; he'll tell ya.
must not be too hungry.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Would he really know who it's for if it were packaged for 2 bit or No.1?

When you coming my way? We can split it! I bet Jesus will be toasted into the bread!

ES
If it was packaged for the "Contumelious Clan" he would; that's what I call my dart team there. But Jesus and BF101 know that!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
See that... where is the love there? If Jesus can't get along with Buddha... who the Hell's he gonna hang with?

ES
Buddha's hanging out with the rest of those false gods.

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Originally posted by blindfaith101
Remember there is no water in hell.
Remember a Dixie Cup won't get you to Heaven either.

ES