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Sickening Bible Stories

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Originally posted by Starrman
Here's one I remember from my christian days, took me a while to find it.

The reference is: 2 Samuel 6:6-7

Basically, it seems that the Ark of the Covenant was being returned to Jerusalem from the home of Abinadab on an ox-drawn ca ...[text shortened]... of this thread for us:

http://home.inu.net/skeptic/bloody.html
Erik Von Daniken, in his book Chariots of the Gods, claimed that if you followed the instructions in the Bible for the Ark of the Covenant you would create a device capable of electrical current and thus, it was a radio of some sort to receive messages from the spacemen who were the basis of all ancient god myths. Therefore, he said Uzzah was electrocuted.

This theory doesn't explain what happened to all those Nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark, however.


BTW: Good site but I prefer http://www.evilbible.com/ which is more thorough.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Erik Von Daniken, in his book Chariots of the Gods, claimed that if you followed the instructions in the Bible for the Ark of the Covenant you would create a device capable of electrical current and thus, it was a radio of some sort to receive messages from the spacemen who were the basis of all ancient god myths. Therefore, he said Uzzah was electro ...[text shortened]... is theory doesn't explain what happened to all those Nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark, however.
Maybe the capacitor short circuited, it self-tuned to a station playing the entire back catalogue of Metallica and the nazis all melted from the flood of caustic earwax which was generated. Indy and his companions were saved because they had earplugs.

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