Originally posted by DarfiusIndeed, drink driving is a big problem in Australia. Far too many spirits. Perhaps all spirits should be banned, holy, alcoholic or whatever...oh sorry...this should be in the debates forum, not the spirituality forum. 'snip'
And mocking the Holy Spirit is a dangerous business.[/b]
Lessons in Church Dogmatics?
Version 1:
1st person: You’re not a Christian!
2nd person: Actually, I am.
1st: No you’re not!
2nd: Yes I am!
1st: Are not!
2nd: Am too!
1st: Are not!
2nd: Am too!
3rd person: I wonder who will win…
1st: Well, if you are, then maybe I’m not…
2nd: See? Told ya…
3rd person: I wonder who won…
Version 2:
1st person: You’re not a Christian!
2nd person: Well, how would you know?
1st person: See? Told ya!
3rd person: Are not!
1st & 2nd: What???
3rd: Sorry. New to the faith. Didn’t I do it right?
4th person: I guess it all comes down to how you define Christian…
1st, 2nd and 3rd (to 4th, in unison): See? Told ya! Are not!
..... except you of course Telly. Don't be so modest ....... Or maybe you don't count yourself as a human ? Looking at the height from which you are talking down on me that cannot be excluded .....
Great way to kick off your post. You've been whining about the quality of posts on these boards for a long time now. Why not lead by example?
Since you are speaking of Nemesio and you as "we unbelievers" you must also assume Nemesio is not a Christian, a non-believer, right Telly ?
Not speaking about Nemesio at all ivanhoe.
OK, well now that that's cleared up let's get to the point of you post.
Oh . . . no point? Bummer.
Originally posted by telerionThis is so funny, it's astounding.
[b] ..... except you of course Telly. Don't be so modest ....... Or maybe you don't count yourself as a human ? Looking at the height from which you are talking down on me that cannot be excluded .....
Great way to kick off your post. You've been whining about the quality of posts on these boards for a long time now. Why not lead by example?
...[text shortened]... ll now that that's cleared up let's get to the point of you post.
Oh . . . no point? Bummer.[/b]
Ivanhoe has demonized me. Darfius has demonized me. They are a team!
If I were either of them, I would cry bloody murder. I would cry 'PERSECUTION!'
and whine until the cows came home.
I think it is the funniest thing ever to have happened here.
The thing is, Telerion, that Darfius explicitly thinks of Ivanhoe as a member of
the fanatical cult called 'The Roman Catholic Church' (also known as 'The Faith'
by Ivanhoe).
It's just amazing, it really is. They each agree that the other is going to be
severely salvifically compromised (assuming that Ivanhoe adheres to orthodox
RC doctrine), but they join forces against me, the False Christian.
They don't rail against you Telerion, because they have nothing to fear from
you: you're a self-proclaimed atheist -- they know you are going to
hell.
But for all their self-assuredness and my unwillingness to discuss matters of
faith, they still need to demonize me to discredit me. It's too bad that I am
too 'arrogant' and 'self-righteous' to care.
It's funny beyond words.
Nemesio
Originally posted by vistesdLOL!!!
[b]Lessons in Church Dogmatics?
Version 1:
1st person: You’re not a Christian!
2nd person: Actually, I am.
1st: No you’re not!
2nd: Yes I am!
1st: Are not!
2nd: Am too!
1st: Are not!
2nd: Am too!
3rd person: I wonder who will win…
1st: Well, if you are, then maybe I’m not…
2nd: See? Told ya…
3rd person: I ...[text shortened]... o how you define Christian…
1st, 2nd and 3rd (to 4th, in unison): See? Told ya! Are not!
[/b]
It is so true!!!
LOL!!
Originally posted by NemesioNem, if you are left behind, you will be a strong brother in Christ. I still hold out hope you'll come to the Lord before then, but if not, I know you'll bring many to the flock.
This is so funny, it's astounding.
Ivanhoe has demonized me. Darfius has demonized me. They are a team!
If I were either of them, I would cry bloody murder. I would cry 'PERSECUTION!'
and whine until the cows came home.
I think it is the funniest thing ever to have happened here.
The thing is, Telerion, that Darfius explicitly thinks of ...[text shortened]... t I am
too 'arrogant' and 'self-righteous' to care.
It's funny beyond words.
Nemesio
Originally posted by kirksey957You agree with him using money for a children's orphanage to buy himself an elaborate mansion?
You know, Darfius, there are those who would say the same about you being hostile to faith and Christianity because of your views about Benny Hinn, which I happen to agree with.
Originally posted by DarfiusI think you misunderstood me. I AGREE with you about Bennie Hinn. What I was saying is that there are some people who would question your faith because you question Bennie Hinn.
You agree with him using money for a children's orphanage to buy himself an elaborate mansion?
