RHP Prose Competition 2009

Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
Of course. This is how good prose is written. Particularly important is not including the last part.

Let's have a symposium on Robert Musil right away.

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God help us all, but, it looks like I'll have an entry.

For the record 500 words is too short 1000 should be the max.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
God help us all, but, it looks like I'll have an entry.

For the record 500 words is too short 1000 should be the max.

That's it, mine's in bitches.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
God help us all, but, it looks like I'll have an entry.

For the record 500 words is too short 1000 should be the max.

Verbosity has never struck me as being a bugbear you particularly struggle with.

Originally posted by Starrman
Verbosity has never struck me as being a bugbear you particularly struggle with.

500 words exactly (excluding the title). I'm concise in my execution. Don't make me put my sarcasm boot in your elitist ass.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
500 words exactly (excluding the title). I'm concise in my execution. Don't make me put my sarcasm boot in your elitist ass.

There are better ways to shine your shoes ...

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
There are better ways to shine your shoes ...

I always thought Starrman was a Gypo. He's more likely to steal your shoes than shine them.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I always thought Starrman was a Gypo. He's more likely to steal your shoes than shine them.

Yes, but steal them with style and elitist elegance.

Originally posted by Starrman
Yes, but steal them with style and elitist elegance.

The question I have is just how many bikes do you Gypos need? You can't throw a stone without hitting somebody that's had their bike stolen by a thieving Gypo. I mean, are y'all building a giant, bike stealing robot out of bike parts or something?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
The question I have is just how many bikes do you Gypos need? You can't throw a stone without hitting somebody that's had their bike stolen by a thieving Gypo. I mean, are y'all building a giant, bike stealing robot out of bike parts or something?

Why would we need a robot to steal bikes? That stuff's like second nature.

Originally posted by Starrman
Why would we need a robot to steal bikes? That stuff's like second nature.

Jimmy Carr: "Put smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot".

Still don't know what I'm going to write about!

Originally posted by Natsia
Jimmy Carr: "Put smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot".

Still don't know what I'm going to write about!

You're an artist, write about art. Twisted, sick, deviant art that involves hiding a body under your house.

And all my dogs feel the vibe tonight. All they wanna do is Zoom-a-Zoom Zoom.