Originally posted by Sunburnt I am hoping to enter but haven't written ****. There's still hope.
I would like to see a story from you about puppies. A young Sunburnt (yes, think waaaay back), riding her little pink bike, sees a sign on the side of the road "Free Puppies". They turn out to be the cutest little things and she persuades the owner to give all three of the remaining litter to her. Off she goes with the fluffy little puppies tucked in the basket on the front of her bike.
The next scene will be that of little Sunburnt flensing the skin from three little puppy skulls and contemplating that she really needs a fourth to round out the set. Fortunately, little Billy down the street is in possession of a head that should do nicely, he probably won't even miss it.
Originally posted by Hand of Hecate I would like to see a story from you about puppies. A young Sunburnt (yes, think waaaay back), riding her little pink bike, sees a sign on the side of the road "Free Puppies". They turn out to be the cutest little things and she persuades the owner to give all three of the remaining litter to her. Off she goes with the fluffy little puppies tucked ...[text shortened]... is in possession of a head that should do nicely, he probably won't even miss it.
The End.
god. your boston strangler tag isn't even a joke is it?! 😲
Originally posted by Hand of Hecate I would like to see a story from you about puppies. A young Sunburnt (yes, think waaaay back), riding her little pink bike, sees a sign on the side of the road "Free Puppies". They turn out to be the cutest little things and she persuades the owner to give all three of the remaining litter to her. Off she goes with the fluffy little puppies tucked ...[text shortened]... is in possession of a head that should do nicely, he probably won't even miss it.
The End.
That's not 500 words, Knuckledragger. Whip out your grubby fingers and keep typing.
Originally posted by Sunburnt That's not 500 words, Knuckledragger. Whip out your grubby fingers and keep typing.
I want you to finish it. I gave you a good start, I just need you to fill in some fluff to round it out. Hell, it doesn't even have to be 500 words, can you manage adding a 100 or so.