RHP Prose Competition 2009

Originally posted by Starrman
Why would we need a robot to steal bikes? That stuff's like second nature.

To build more giant, bike stealing robots? Why else would Gypos be building an enormous robot out of bike parts?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
To build more giant, bike stealing robots? Why else would Gypos be building an enormous robot out of bike parts?

I've got nuthin.

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Well there be Bees in it?

D

Originally posted by Ragnorak
Well there be Bees in it?

D

Not the BEES!!
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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Well there be Bees in it?

D

Only if they make bee shaped sex toys.

I'd bump this thread but there's no point because it's still on the first page.

Originally posted by pawnhandler
I'd bump this thread but there's no point because it's still on the first page.

Thread on the page?
But there's no point!

I'd still bump this - because it's first.

Originally posted by orangutan
Thread on the page?
But there's no point!

I'd still bump this - because it's first.

I demand to know who's submitted a submittal. I'd like to see something from darvlay, SJ and Moldy Crow.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Moldy Crow.

Is that old coot still alive?

Originally posted by Starrman
Is that old coot still alive?

Depends upon your definitionof alive. I believe he still has a pulse, but, his moral and ethical standards have sunk so low as to muddy the distinction between alive and having a life worth living. Last I heard he was shooting Elk in the woods and doing unspeakble things to them in the name of art. This account alone would be a worthy entry to the prose competition.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I demand to know who's submitted a submittal. I'd like to see something from darvlay, SJ and Moldy Crow.

No time. Me good only for off-cuff zingers.

Originally posted by darvlay
No time. Me good only for off-cuff zingers.

Me too. I only have time to humiliate uzless these days.

Originally posted by darvlay
No time. Me good only for off-cuff zingers.

Slacker. If this was a music review you'd be all over it like yellow on bananas.