RHP Prose Competition 2009

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There might be some last-minute entries.

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If I can shake off Michel Thomas.

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I'm not sure if the brain is engaged or not. I'm engrossed in the drama of the learning situation, wondering whether the retarded learner will get hit by a short bus on the way out of the classroom -- if he ever leaves.

Me gustan les zombies.

Argh.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
If I can shake off Michel Thomas.

Slacker. One of the reasons I entered this turd fest was to go head to head with you. It's 500 words for Christ's sake, do some rectal extraction and whip something out. I need the perverse pleasure of being able to say I put my literary boot up your ass.

Warmest Regards,

The Hand.

I've entered, but I hardly ever post, so nobody will know who i am. a stealth entry if you like!

Originally posted by Biffer Spice
I've entered, but I hardly ever post, so nobody will know who i am. a stealth entry if you like!

I think the entries are anonymous until the end of the voting period, so nobody will hold that against you. 🙂

Originally posted by Palynka
I think the entries are anonymous until the end of the voting period, so nobody will hold that against you. 🙂

🙂

eggsellent

*rubs hands*

I've sent mine.
However, there is a small chance you may need to censor the odd word in it...

Originally posted by Biffer Spice
🙂

eggsellent

*rubs hands*

Are Scary Spice's nipples as imposing in real life as they appear to be?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Are Scary Spice's nipples as imposing in real life as they appear to be?

they actually wrote several of the hit singles that we all took credit for!

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I am hoping to enter but haven't written ****. There's still hope.