27 yr old can't reach puberty

Originally posted by sonhouse
I knew you would think my story would be bullshyte but ukfay uyay, it was my life and what I wrote was EXACTLY true, no falsehoods there, I don't have to make up shyte when I have a real life, unlike you.

You burst into tears when you talk about the terrible Van Allen belts and why didn't the Apollo crew get fried going through it, so here is the bottom ...[text shortened]... s in that hell hole.

So why can't you get that through your addled brain? TEN MINUTES IDIOT.

How is it that an idiot such as me knows more about the VARB than the astronauts on board?

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
How is it that an idiot such as me knows more about the VARB than the astronauts on board?

I gather you didn't comprehend the idea of spending a few minutes in a radiation field vs spending hours. Yes, you clearly know SO much about the belts. So show me your Phd paper you must have sent to Nature magazine or maybe Physics World all about how much more you clearly know about the belts than anyone else on Earth.
One question: just like the dudes you parrot about a flat Earth, who do you parrot on your extreme knowledge of the belts?

Originally posted by Seitse
Sorry, I thought you meant a memoir, written and available for purchase.

I hope you understand that this is the internet. I can be Elvis Presley or the
Ayatollah. So do you.

Do I look like a frigging writer, thinking my life is so interesting someone will actually buy it? I just gave you a snippet of my life as I lived it and of course I fully expected you to dis it. Take it or leave it. Now you tell me YOUR big accomplishments.

Originally posted by sonhouse
thinking my life is so interesting someone will actually buy it? I just gave you a snippet of my life as I lived it and of course I fully expected you to dis it. Take it or leave it. Now you tell me YOUR big accomplishments.

Precisely everybody's point, dude. Glad you finally got it 😉

Here are my life accomplishments, as legitimate as yours because, hey,
it's an internet forum, right?

* Got admitted to a school for gifted children at the age of 5.
* Was for 1 year the Rubik Cube™ speed champion at the age of 9.
* Disassembled my first Commodore™ at 11.
* Coded a Tetris™ skin at the age of 12 which was later bought by MS though it was never commercialized.
* At 13 gained admission to the Swedish School of Theater, speciality in circus arts, clowning.
* Performed at 15 for the Swedish Royal House, gaining a grant to live in Africa for 1 year and research tribal comedic theater.
* First D.Div. under 18 from the Royal College. My name is still on a plaque at the entrance.
* Opening act for Cheech and Chong's last tour.
* From the age of 20 to the age of 30 I lived in Goa, meditating under the guidance of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.
* At the age of 31 gained belated admission to the IDF, where I worked for classified operations for 5 years after graduating from officer school. Obviously, I cannot talk about this in detail but I can say that during my service I became fluent in Arabic, besides my native Swedish and Hebrew (in which I am bilingual)
* I am a self taught explosions specialist and, after the IDF years, that knowledge helped me found, grow and sell a deep water mining company in Burma with subsidiaries throughout Southeast Asia.
* After pivoting into marketing, just for laughs, I currently serve as political advisor to Mr. Duterte in the Philippines, and in my free time I still perform clowning acts for children at the terminal diseases ward of several hospitals in the region.
* I have legally changed my name at least 5 times.
* I've won 2 times the Amarillo chili cooking contest.
* I knit like an angel. I also breakdance.

Originally posted by Seitse
Precisely everybody's point, dude. Glad you finally got it 😉

Here are my life accomplishments, as legitimate as yours because, hey,
it's an internet forum, right?

* Got admitted to a school for gifted children at the age of 5.
* Was for 1 year the Rubik Cube™ speed champion at the age of 9.
* Disassembled my first Commodore™ at 11.
* Coded a Tetris ...[text shortened]... I've won 2 times the Amarillo chili cooking contest.
* I knit like an angel. I also breakdance.

So clearly you think my story is BS. Thanks a lot. Forget I tried. I won't play your game.

Originally posted by sonhouse
So clearly you think my story is BS. Thanks a lot. Forget I tried. I won't play your game.

Exactly the same feeling we all get when reading your BS.

So, no memoir, uh? 😉

Originally posted by Seitse
Exactly the same feeling we all get when reading your BS.

So, no memoir, uh? 😉

No, just the truth, like I said, you couldn't handle the truth. You think I am a BS artist but some people actually do the stuff I said including me. You haven't heard the half of it either. Never said I was a second Einstein, I said what I was, a lowely technician but in some great places. Sorry you can't believe that. Like I said, I also am a professional musician with national TV credits for my band Southwind but that is also BS in your eyes and I have been very creative musically lately, I compose for acoustic guitar, mandolin, dulcimer and keyboards and have now 51 tracks on Soundcloud but a man like you would probably just poo poo my music even if I dared to give you the link so sorry, you will never hear that aspect of my life. I don't like BS artists like you only interested in dumping on people, I knew a lot of fkers like you, only interested in cutting people down, not interested in anything in their lives and the better their life the more you want to cut them down to your size. Sorry I fell for your BS about actually wanting to hear about my life. It won't happen again.

Originally posted by sonhouse
Sorry I fell for your BS about actually wanting to hear about my life. It won't happen again.

As a certified psychoanalyst, I can easily diagnose you as someone
who is desperate to tell others without much prompt needed. It is
called loneliness, and it is part of getting old.

Originally posted by Seitse
Precisely everybody's point, dude. Glad you finally got it 😉

Here are my life accomplishments, as legitimate as yours because, hey,
it's an internet forum, right?

* Got admitted to a school for gifted children at the age of 5.
* Was for 1 year the Rubik Cube™ speed champion at the age of 9.
* Disassembled my first Commodore™ at 11.
* Coded a Tetris ...[text shortened]... I've won 2 times the Amarillo chili cooking contest.
* I knit like an angel. I also breakdance.

You had me at "breakdance."
You had me.
At.
Break.
Dance.

Originally posted by sonhouse
I gather you didn't comprehend the idea of spending a few minutes in a radiation field vs spending hours. Yes, you clearly know SO much about the belts. So show me your Phd paper you must have sent to Nature magazine or maybe Physics World all about how much more you clearly know about the belts than anyone else on Earth.
One question: just like the dudes you parrot about a flat Earth, who do you parrot on your extreme knowledge of the belts?

You ask a lot of questions for someone who doesn't answer any.

How is it that I know more about the VARB than astronauts who supposedly went through them?

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
You had me at "breakdance."
You had me.
At.
Break.
Dance.

At the end of my life, I realize that, indeed, that is the part of my journey
that everybody likes. I wasted my life on work and education. I should
have breakdanced all along 😞

Originally posted by sonhouse

So they had to get through about a thousand miles of that shyte.

NASA own website puts the depth of the Van Allen belts at about 30,000 miles.

One of their videos has an enthusiastic young scientist explaining the exciting space exploration opportunities that lie ahead.
'Once we find a way through the VAB.'
Err just use the same technology you used almost 50 years earlier ???

Originally posted by Captain Strange
NASA own website puts the depth of the Van Allen belts at about 30,000 miles.

One of their videos has an enthusiastic young scientist explaining the exciting space exploration opportunities that lie ahead.
'Once we find a way through the VAB.'
Err just use the same technology you used almost 50 years earlier ???

If only...

Originally posted by Seitse
As a certified psychoanalyst, I can easily diagnose you as someone
who is desperate to tell others without much prompt needed. It is
called loneliness, and it is part of getting old.

I'm occasionally tempted to toot my own horn. But whenever I have it has oftentimes been met with either incredulous disbelief, or by a profound sense of embarrassment from listeners who are (in my opinion) too easily depressed by the lack of accomplishment in their own lives.

Everyone's life has its own unique worth that cannot (or more to the point, should not) be diminished in any side by side comparison.
I learned this the hard way, as I have nearly always come away feeling profoundly embarrassed knowing I've inadvertently been the cause of someone else's depression and sense of diminished self worth. So I cannot say the motivation for not tooting my own horn (and paying homage to my many accomplishments) is due to being humble or altruistic, but rather it's due to the harm I believe may have been done to the fragile psychological make up of unrealistic over achievers.

Toot toot !