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Excuse me you're in the way of the bar.

It worked for me.

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Originally posted by Nyxie
it's ok I like a man who knows how to handle plumbing.
I'm actually an all around handy man. Do a little plumbing, a little carpentry, a little electrical. I'm not half-bad to have around when you have a remodeling project.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Excuse me you're in the way of the bar.

It worked for me.
Why doesn't that surprise me?

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Originally posted by The Plumber
I'm actually an all around handy man. Do a little plumbing, a little carpentry, a little electrical. I'm not half-bad to have around when you have a remodeling project.
A true romantic.

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Originally posted by The Plumber
I'm actually an all around handy man. Do a little plumbing, a little carpentry, a little electrical. I'm not half-bad to have around when you have a remodeling project.
Not bad. That probably works all the time for the stay-at-home types, eh?

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Originally posted by darvlay
And I like a girl whose plumbing still works...
Your standards, once again are demonstratably low.

How's butch doing darvlay?

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
A true romantic.
Well, that's not why my wife married me, but that's another story for another time....😉

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Originally posted by darvlay
Not bad. That probably works all the time for the stay-at-home types, eh?
The best kind....

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Originally posted by The Plumber
The best kind....
Heh. Agreed.

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Originally posted by Nyxie
Your standards, once again are demonstratably low.

How's butch doing darvlay?
My standards are right where they should be. 😉

Who's butch?

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Originally posted by The Plumber
Why doesn't that surprise me?
Because I'm so charismatic and irresistible?

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Originally posted by darvlay
My standards are right where they should be. 😉

Who's butch?
Ok we'll all stay with "brad" for now "rico".

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Originally posted by Nyxie
Ok we'll all stay with "brad" for now "rico".
Oh that! 🙂

I'd forgotten about that already...

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Originally posted by darvlay
Oh that! 🙂

I'd forgotten about that already...
Brad woud be crushed!

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
I got one!


"My gosh, you're sexier than a rooster wearing socks!"
is that supposed to be a metaphor for ... something?

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