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BEST? pick-up lines.......hmmmm, well, it's always nice to have lots to read in the forums!

😉

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Originally posted by Coconut
is that supposed to be a metaphor for ... something?
No.

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
No.
okay I just thought... rooster = cock

sock = condom...

I dunno. I'm strange.

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Once I ran up to a girl randomly every 30 minutes and shouted out: "fat penguin, fat penguin". After about the fourth time she said "what the hell are you on about." I replied "well now that that broke the ice...."

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Originally posted by The Baron
Once I ran up to a girl randomly every 30 minutes and shouted out: "fat penguin, fat penguin". After about the fourth time she said "what the hell are you on about." I replied "well now that that broke the ice...."
With a pick up line like that, you must be a toad! If I kiss you, will you turn into Prince Charming? 😉


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2 of my personal favourites that have actually worked cos they've made the lady laugh...

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock!"

"Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?"

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Originally posted by The Baron
Once I ran up to a girl randomly every 30 minutes and shouted out: "fat penguin, fat penguin". After about the fourth time she said "what the hell are you on about." I replied "well now that that broke the ice...."
"did you know that the distance between here (point at your elbow) and here (point at your fingers) is the same as between here (touch her closest shoulder) and here (touch her furthest shoulder)." and hey presto! you've got your arm around her!

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gesticulate with one finger to beckon a girl over, and as she leans in whisper,
"if I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand"
🙄

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"You're the one for me fatty." (A song)

"Is that a damp cloth in my knickers or am I just pleased to see you." (only for girls)

"Hi, do you want a shag? Or would you prefer a pizza first?"

"I own a porche."



Obviously I'm not too good at this picking up business...

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Originally posted by Chess Moose
gesticulate with one finger to beckon a girl over, and as she leans in whisper,
"if I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand"
🙄
😲 lol

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Originally posted by wucky3
😲 lol
Let me show you guys how to do this.

Hey wucky, if you take me home I'll cook you dinner, and serve it to you in the cutest little maid outfit. And then we can have dessert.

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Originally posted by Nyxie
Let me show you guys how to do this.

Hey wucky, if you take me home I'll cook you dinner, and serve it to you in the cutest little maid outfit. And then we can have dessert.
woah! we'll take a raincheck on those drinks...lets go! 😉

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Originally posted by shavixmir
"I own a porche."
Lol, when I first read that I thought it said 'I own a porch'. Although that could still go down well in certain trailer trash areas I suppose.

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Originally posted by wucky3
woah! we'll take a raincheck on those drinks...lets go! 😉
😉


Poor guys just have to learn...

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Originally posted by Nyxie
Let me show you guys how to do this.

Hey wucky, if you take me home I'll cook you dinner, and serve it to you in the cutest little maid outfit. And then we can have dessert.
Hey Nyxie, if you take me home I'll cook you dinner, and serve it to you in the cutest little maid outfit. And then we can have dessert.

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