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Originally posted by dfm65
Hey Nyxie, if you take me home I'll cook you dinner, and serve it to you in the cutest little maid outfit. And then we can have dessert.
Nah better let me do the cooking...

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Originally posted by Nyxie
Nah better let me do the cooking...
Haha...

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Originally posted by wucky3
Haha...
So tell me about this avatar....

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Originally posted by Nyxie
Nah better let me do the cooking...
ok i can live with that, as long as i still get to wear the maid outfit...

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Originally posted by Nyxie
So tell me about this avatar....
Cover of The Smiths (the smiths LP_Joe Dallesandro from Andy Warhol's FLESH directed by Paul Morrissey [1968].

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Originally posted by dfm65
ok i can live with that, as long as i still get to wear the maid outfit...
ok, what size are you?

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Originally posted by Nyxie
ok, what size are you?
in inches or centimetres? oh, for the uniform...right...it's ok i'll bring my own...

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Originally posted by dfm65
in inches or centimetres? oh, for the uniform...right...it's ok i'll bring my own...
You better, I don't want you stretching out my clothes, and no cheap plastic or pvc.

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Originally posted by Nyxie
and no cheap plastic or pvc.
dang!

what's for dinner btw?

how about oysters and champagne to start?

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Originally posted by dfm65
dang!

what's for dinner btw?

how about oysters and champagne to start?
oysters? Is that a hint?

😛

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your skirt WOULD look good............................
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if it was on my bedroom floor.

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Hey, nice shoes....let's f***

I tried this once and got slapped silly. Jerk girl.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Heh. Agreed.
Stop the presses! We actually agreed about something? Where's Ripley when you need him? 😉

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Because I'm so charismatic and irresistible?
Exactly....uh, took the words right outta' my mouth....yeah, yeah, charismatic and irresistible that's the ticket....

😉🙄

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"Screw me if I'm wrong...but weren't you just about to kiss me?"


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