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Originally posted by Bowmann
Highly original, Mr T. Full marks for that one.
Why, thank you Mr. Bowmann! It works 20% of the time.

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'Wooo wooo wooo wooo. Sorry, that's the sound of the ambulance coming to start my heart after it stopped at the sight of you.'

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
'Wooo wooo wooo wooo. Sorry, that's the sound of the ambulance coming to start my heart after it stopped at the sight of you.'
2 hits. I hit you, you hit the floor. The ambulance hits 90 getting here. Sorry, wrong thread.

Sorry.

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Originally posted by Alpha10
2 hits. I hit you, you hit the floor. The ambulance hits 90 getting here. Sorry, wrong thread.

Sorry.
That's 3 hits. And you said sorry twice. 🙄

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Originally posted by darvlay
Hey Bowmann, looks like the fire is dying...
It can happen, once the initial passion settles down.

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I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.

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Originally posted by katty
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.

great! i'll go get my chess set! do you want to go white or black?

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Originally posted by dfm65
great! i'll go get my chess set! do you want to go white or black?
Once you go black you never go back - Kirksey, can I get a "heeeell ya!"?

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