Sick days are free holidays that you don't need to pre-book, always take them 2 or 3 at a time, never apologise if your boss finds you in the pub, tell them it was purely medicinal. Always pretend you are sick on mondays/tuesdays or thursdays/fridays, this way you maximise your time away from work utilising the weekend. Always get trashed the night before returning to work, blame your general untidyness on the 'illness'.
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Originally posted by Daemon SinI agree it is an arrogant assumption. It works the same way where I work. I am very rarely sick and only have taken days off when I have been genuinely sick. Over the past few years I have taken less than 10 days off. Last day off sick was about 6 months ago.
Quite an arrogant assumption considering you don't know either how hard I work or how often I'm off sick.
Although I am a firm believer that one should never lie about their health.
Originally posted by lauseyA fine attitude to work, comrade.
I agree it is an arrogant assumption. It works the same way where I work. I am very rarely sick and only have taken days off when I have been genuinely sick. Over the past few years I have taken less than 10 days off. Last day off was about 6 months ago.
Although I am a firm believer that one should never lie about their health.
I wish there were a few more people like you where I work. There's always a constant epidemic of Monday-itis around payday and certain people seem to think they can pick what time they start and finish. My boss is too kind for his own good. 😞
