Blonde Jokes. Please input.

Originally posted by Kaboooomba
1) legs can't talk.

2) a blond can use a computer, but a computer cannot use a blond.

two blondes are out fishing in a rented boat on a lake, and they're pulling in heaps of fish.

first blonde: this is a great spot! we have to come back here tomorrow!
second blonde: yeah, but how will we find the exact same spot?
first blonde: easy! we'll mark an 'X' on the bow of the boat.
second blonde: that's really STUPID! how do you know we'll get the same boat?

Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?
A: The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.

Q) why did the blonds broken leg never heal?

A) because the doctor thought running would be good for her brain.

Originally posted by Kaboooomba
because i don't need to.

Originally posted by dfm65
two blondes are out fishing in a rented boat on a lake, and they're pulling in heaps of fish.

first blonde: this is a great spot! we have to come back here tomorrow!
second blonde: yeah, but how will we find the exact same spot?
first blonde: easy! we'll mark an 'X' on the bow of the boat.
second blonde: that's really STUPID! how do you know we'll get the same boat?

FOR ALL THAT DO NOT KNOW WHAT ROTFL MEANS!!!

it stands for roll on the floor laughing.

any more good blonde jokes?

I AM GOING TO CHANGE IT FROM BLONDE JOKES TO FUNNY JOKES.

did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up a bus?

she burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe...

Originally posted by dfm65
did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up a bus?

she burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe...

Three old ladies die and go to heaven. at heaven's gates, S.t Peter says he'll let them in. He also tells them that there is only one rule in heaven. that rule is DON'T STEP ON A DUCK. so the old ladies walk in, and the floor of heaven is COVERED with ducks. the first lady walks in and steps on a duck. St. Peter walks up to her, shaking his head disapprovingly, and chains her to a butt ugly human troll. he says to her, "you will spend the rest of your stay here chained to this man." with that he leaves.
Next week, the second lady steps on a duck. again, St. Peter walks up to her, shaking his head disapprovingly, and chains her to a butt ugly human troll. he says to her, "you will spend the rest of your stay here chained to this man." and with that he leaves.
now, the third lady REALLY doesn't want to be chained to a butt ugly human troll. so she decides, so as not to step on a duck, to never lift her feet up. she shuffles around, everywhere she goes.
A couple of years later, St. Peter walks up to her, leading a drop dead handsome, GORGEOUS man. Without a word, he chains him to her and walks away. the lady looks up and happily cries, "what did i do to desirve this?"
The man looks at her and says, "i don't know about you lady, but i stepped on a duck."

any one else?

repeat the above.