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Blonde Jokes. Please input.

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Originally posted by demonseed
Actually, this has to be balls!

Firstly, when a bank take security for a loan (which they tend not to for a crappy personal loan) they don't actually impound the security they just take a charge over the deeds etc.

Secondly, a vehicle is not really great security. Property or land is really the order of the day.

Thirdly, a teller wouldn't have the authority to grant a loan.
Why do you thing the teller was sacked?

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Q;What do you call a bleach blonde standing on her head???
A; A brunette with bad breath.

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
a blond, a fat chick and Mr. Bush deceided to go for a day tramp when they came across a huge cave. "Let's have a look inside" said Mr. Bush, thinking 'T' 😉 may be hiding inside.

"i'll go in" piped up the fat chick wa ...[text shortened]...
"pooooo!!!", screams the skunk as it comes running out.
that's funny, but it's barely a blonde joke. more of a 'Mr. Bush Joke'.

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Originally posted by demonseed
For now I will just tell you to shut your mouth you oxygen starved at birth, crappy thread starting, piece of chemical waste.
that's lovely. right back at you. loser who tries to torment people, make them fear him, just so he can feel powerful.



WE DON'T GIVE A $HIT @SSHOLE!

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Q;What do you call a bleach blonde standing on her head???
A; A brunette with bad breath.
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in
her little red sports car and was pulled over
by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's
license. She dug through her purse and was
getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it
has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in
her purse, looked at it and handed it to the
policewoman.

"Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then
handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go.
I didn't realize you were a cop."

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Originally posted by Zelinda
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You don't want to know.

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This guy goes into a bar and sits down.He asks the bartender for a beer and then asks the barkeep if he wants to hear a blonde joke. The bartender replies that he is blonde ,and the barmaid and the bouncer are both blondes.The man says to forget he asked if they wanted to hear his joke.The bartender said that all three of them have a good sence of humour and could take a joke.The man said that wasn't the problem,he didnt want to have to explain the joke three times.

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Originally posted by Zelinda
that's funny, but it's barely a blonde joke. more of a 'Mr. Bush Joke'.
yes it is funny... but it once was a racist joke going around at the primary school i went to. an irishman, englishman and a maori.

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Originally posted by clive59
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in
her little red sports car and was pulled over
by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's
license. She dug through her purse and was
getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally ...[text shortened]... handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go.
I didn't realize you were a cop."
lol

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Originally posted by aspviper666
This guy goes into a bar and sits down.He asks the bartender for a beer and then asks the barkeep if he wants to hear a blonde joke. The bartender replies that he is blonde ,and the barmaid and the bouncer are both blondes.The man says to forget he asked if they wanted to hear his joke.The bartender said that all three of them have a good sence of humou ...[text shortened]... oke.The man said that wasn't the problem,he didnt want to have to explain the joke three times.
it's funny, but again, it's barely a blonde joke.

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
yes it is funny... but it once was a racist joke going around at the primary school i went to. an irishman, englishman and a maori.
well its great that you changed it.

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Originally posted by Zelinda
well its great that you changed it.
lol.

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
lol.
hahaha!

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Originally posted by ark13
You don't want to know.
why?