An American, Russian and a Blonde were talking.
The Russian proudly announced that Russia had put the first man in space!
The American proudly announced that they were the first to travel to the moon!
The Blonde thought for a minute and so big deal, I'm going to be the first person to travel to the Sun!
The other two looked at each with stunned looks on their faces and replied...that's impossible, you'd burn up!
The Blonde retorted do you think I'm that stupid?? I'm going at night morons!
Blonde ditz is living with two other girls, and all three apply for the same job.
The 1st girl goes in and promptly tells the HR person she has a Masters degree in Business. The HR person says that she is over qualified for the job, but she has a chance, though very slim.
The next girl goes in and tells the HR person she has a masters in English Lit, and Math. The HR person tells her she is over qualified, but she has a chance, though very slim.
The Blonde goes in and tells the HR person she barely graduated from high school. The HR person says fantastic, she can start tomorrow at 8 A.M. sharp...and don't be late.
That evening the two rejects are fuming, afterall they're educated and this blonde ditz gets the job. They're sharing a bottle of wind and the Blonde ask them to call her at 6:30, as her alarm clock is broken. They agree and off she goes to bed. They proceed to open another bottle of wine and consume it all, and to say the least are feeling no pain. Then they hatch a plan to get back at the blonde. They go in and seeing she is sound asleep proceed to dye her hair red.
Next morning they call her at 7:30, not 6:30 and the Blonde is rushing to get to work on time, and she barely makes it. The boss calls her in and explains that yesterday the Blonde had got the job, not her... the Blonde replies, but I am the Blonde??? The boss says no your not go look in the mirror if you don't believe me, which the Blonde does. After looking rather puzzled for a moment she turns to the boss and says, those idiots, they woke up the wrong person!
a blonde girl is speeding past a police car. The policew officer has her pull over. He goes up to her window and asks to see her lisence. She looks at him scoldingly and says, "I wish you guys would make up your minds! Just yesterday you took it away from me, and now you expect me to show it to you!"
Originally posted by ZelindaThat's nice, good. You just need some English lessons now then.
im a blonde, im am smart, and i have a sense of humor. when people aren't insulting for no good reason!
Which reminds me of a "Polish" "Policeman" joke I once heard:
Ever notice how the policemen in Poland walk around in pairs? It's because one can read and the other can write.
Sometimes, however, you see three of them.
Well, the one in the middle can read AND write, and the other two are guarding the scientist...
EDIT: ps... Did you mean to write "him is smart"?
