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Blonde Jokes. Please input.

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Originally posted by Nighthawk62
What do you call a blonde Skeleton in a closet?

GV
what?

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
does anyone know a joke about a blond who accidentally opened a kinky spanking shop while trying to save the world?
no.

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Originally posted by demonseed
Maybe it's time for you to apply your tongue, deftly, to my gonads.
shut up.

he's defending me, i'll defend him.

SHUT THE FU*K UP!

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Originally posted by Nighthawk62
Last year's hide and seek winner.

GV
rotfl. not really.l

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Originally posted by Zelinda
no.
i was hoping there wasn't one.

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
i was hoping there wasn't one.
why?

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Originally posted by Zelinda
why?
well maybe i am wrong, as i often are... but i don't think it would be very funny.

when i was about 17 i was living with my uncle and auntie in Aus and their daughter who was about 8-9 would ask me a question. i'ld answer it... then she'ld ask me why. so i'ld try and answer in another way and she'ld ask me why... why,why,why? but why? BUT WHY? WHY? WHY?

she was very annoying.

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
well maybe i am wrong, as i often are... but i don't think it would be very funny.

when i was about 17 i was living with my uncle and auntie in Aus and their daughter who was about 8-9 would ask me a question. i'ld answer it... then she'ld ask me why. so i'ld try and a ...[text shortened]...

she was very annoying.
uhuh. are you going to tell the joke?

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Originally posted by Zelinda
uhuh. are you going to tell the joke?
no.

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
well maybe i am wrong, as i often are... but i don't think it would be very funny.

when i was about 17 i was living with my uncle and auntie in Aus and their daughter who was about 8-9 would ask me a question. i'ld answer it... then she'ld ask me why. so i'ld try and a ...[text shortened]...

she was very annoying.
Probably a genetic trait in your family.

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
no.
why not?

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Originally posted by mosquitorespect
Probably a genetic trait in your family.
lol.

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Originally posted by Zelinda
why not?
because i don't need to.

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Q. what did the blondes left leg say to the right

A. dunno they havn't met yet

Q.wats the diffrence between a computer and a blonde

A. a computer will take a 3 and a half inch floppy

ive got nothing against blondes only stupid ones

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Originally posted by frenchie 666
Q. what did the blondes left leg say to the right

A. dunno they havn't met yet

Q.wats the diffrence between a computer and a blonde

A. a computer will take a 3 and a half inch floppy

ive got nothing against blondes only stupid ones
1) legs can't talk.

2) a blond can use a computer, but a computer cannot use a blond.