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Originally posted by stocken
Although, I must say I wonder how we can determine that the joke is in fact blonde.
Can you show us a picture of your joke?

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Originally posted by stocken

If you need a stupid blonde to be one of the characters in this joke, we can say that the male bank teller was blonde. 😀
You mean he used the Ferrari to drive to a transgender clinic?

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Originally posted by stocken
This woman walks into a bank and asks for a 1000 USD lone, stating as reason that she needs to travel for three weeks and she's short on cash. The bank teller says he'll need some collateral. She asks him if her brand new Ferrari will do?

Obviously the bank teller agree, and with a grin on his face he accept the keys.

Three weeks later the woman return ...[text shortened]... e can I park my car for three weeks at the cost of a 1000 dollar, three week loan interest?"
I don't get it . . I've never seen parking that costs more than $30 a day.

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Originally posted by pinkbutton
I don't get it . . I've never seen parking that costs more than $30 a day.
30$ per day x 21 days (three weeks) - 630$ for parking.

The interest on a 1000$ loan that was paid back in 3 weeks -

(1000$ x .65%APR(guessitmate)) / (3/52) = ??

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Of course, since she couldn't drive or make any use of it anywhere during those three weeks, she could just as easily have parked it in a garage, which is free. Maybe it is a dumb blonde joke, after all.

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An honest politician and a clever blonde are walking together; one of them notices £50 on the ground. Who picks it up?

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Originally posted by royalchicken
An honest politician and a clever blonde are walking together; one of them notices £50 on the ground. Who picks it up?
Neither of them exists, so I'll pick it up.

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Originally posted by Zelinda
A blonde walks into a department store, points and says, "I want to buy that T.V.".
The man looks, then replies, "Sorry mam. we don't sell to stupid people."
The blonde leaves the store, goes and redoes her makeup, and dies her hair red.

She goes back to the department store, points again, and says: "I'd like to buy that T.V.!"
The man says to ...[text shortened]... ave."

I am not being mean to blondes. i am a blonde. i think they are funny.
There's a place for you at a residential centre, I have pulled a few strings.

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Originally posted by stocken

You didn't say it had to be a stupid blonde. Just blonde jokes. Although, I must say I wonder how we can determine that the joke is in fact blonde.

If you need a stupid blonde to be one of the characters in this joke, we can say that the male bank teller was blonde. 😀
Bravo! Bravo!

😀

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Originally posted by demonseed
There's a place for you at a residential centre, I have pulled a few strings.
what's that dsupposed to mean?

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Did you know that blond(e) is the only adjective in the English language that is still gender specific?

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Originally posted by stocken
This woman walks into a bank and asks for a 1000 USD lone, stating as reason that she needs to travel for three weeks and she's short on cash. The bank teller says he'll need some collateral. She asks him if her brand new Ferrari will do?

Obviously the bank teller agree, and with a grin on his face he accept the keys.

Three weeks later the woman return ...[text shortened]... be one of the characters in this joke, we can say that the male bank teller was blonde. 😀
OK so here's the truth (and it IS a true story, it happened in 1993...):

It wasn't a blonde; the man who left his car (it was actually a Lambourghini Countache) with a junior teller of Citibank (his biggest rival) was an American called Bruce Richardson, who was then head trader of Japanese government bonds for Barings Bank before Nick Leeson took over...

It was in Kuala Lumpur, and 2 (TWO) weeks parking in KL would have cost about US $300.

The loan was for US$2500, the interest charged was US$18.35.

The teller, who didn't know who Richardson was, even arranged for a taxi to the airport for him, and picked him up when he returned. He was sacked for doing it...

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Can you show us a picture of your joke?
Nope. Which is why it's hard to tell if the joke is in fact blonde.

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Originally posted by Amaurote
Of course, since she couldn't drive or make any use of it anywhere during those three weeks, she could just as easily have parked it in a garage, which is free.
It's free? That's great! Where do you live??? I'll move there...

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Originally posted by c99ux
OK so here's the truth (and it IS a true story, it happened in 1993...):

It wasn't a blonde; the man who left his car (it was actually a Lambourghini Countache) with a junior teller of Citibank (his biggest rival) was an American called Bruce Richardson, who was then head trader of Japanese government bonds for Barings Bank before Nick Leeson took over...
...[text shortened]... axi to the airport for him, and picked him up when he returned. He was sacked for doing it...
I didn't know it was actually based on a true story. Fascinating. I like it better with the blonde though, so I'm gonna stick with that one. 🙂