Originally posted by stockenI don't get it . . I've never seen parking that costs more than $30 a day.
This woman walks into a bank and asks for a 1000 USD lone, stating as reason that she needs to travel for three weeks and she's short on cash. The bank teller says he'll need some collateral. She asks him if her brand new Ferrari will do?
Obviously the bank teller agree, and with a grin on his face he accept the keys.
Three weeks later the woman return ...[text shortened]... e can I park my car for three weeks at the cost of a 1000 dollar, three week loan interest?"
Originally posted by ZelindaThere's a place for you at a residential centre, I have pulled a few strings.
A blonde walks into a department store, points and says, "I want to buy that T.V.".
The man looks, then replies, "Sorry mam. we don't sell to stupid people."
The blonde leaves the store, goes and redoes her makeup, and dies her hair red.
She goes back to the department store, points again, and says: "I'd like to buy that T.V.!"
The man says to ...[text shortened]... ave."
I am not being mean to blondes. i am a blonde. i think they are funny.
Originally posted by stockenBravo! Bravo!
You didn't say it had to be a stupid blonde. Just blonde jokes. Although, I must say I wonder how we can determine that the joke is in fact blonde.
If you need a stupid blonde to be one of the characters in this joke, we can say that the male bank teller was blonde. 😀
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Originally posted by stockenOK so here's the truth (and it IS a true story, it happened in 1993...):
This woman walks into a bank and asks for a 1000 USD lone, stating as reason that she needs to travel for three weeks and she's short on cash. The bank teller says he'll need some collateral. She asks him if her brand new Ferrari will do?
Obviously the bank teller agree, and with a grin on his face he accept the keys.
Three weeks later the woman return ...[text shortened]... be one of the characters in this joke, we can say that the male bank teller was blonde. 😀
It wasn't a blonde; the man who left his car (it was actually a Lambourghini Countache) with a junior teller of Citibank (his biggest rival) was an American called Bruce Richardson, who was then head trader of Japanese government bonds for Barings Bank before Nick Leeson took over...
It was in Kuala Lumpur, and 2 (TWO) weeks parking in KL would have cost about US $300.
The loan was for US$2500, the interest charged was US$18.35.
The teller, who didn't know who Richardson was, even arranged for a taxi to the airport for him, and picked him up when he returned. He was sacked for doing it...
Originally posted by c99uxI didn't know it was actually based on a true story. Fascinating. I like it better with the blonde though, so I'm gonna stick with that one. 🙂
OK so here's the truth (and it IS a true story, it happened in 1993...):
It wasn't a blonde; the man who left his car (it was actually a Lambourghini Countache) with a junior teller of Citibank (his biggest rival) was an American called Bruce Richardson, who was then head trader of Japanese government bonds for Barings Bank before Nick Leeson took over...
...[text shortened]... axi to the airport for him, and picked him up when he returned. He was sacked for doing it...