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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
A spray bottle of ammonia works well against most animals. A snoot full of ammonia will deter the most aggressive dog. As this is both toxic and corrosive, use on a human would be negligent.

In addition, a roll of coins is a great 'legal' weapon to carry. Keep in mind, any assault on a person with anything other than your hands can be considered assault with a deadly weapon.
wow I never would have thought of that a roll of coins sounds the answer, it also avoids what happened last week when we went out and I changed my trousers at the last minute so we found ourselves hungry and my money back at home in my other trousers, a 25 x £1 roll of coins would have really come in handy then

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Originally posted by stevetodd
wow I never would have thought of that a roll of coins sounds the answer, it also avoids what happened last week when we went out and I changed my trousers at the last minute so we found ourselves hungry and my money back at home in my other trousers, a 25 x £1 roll of coins would have really come in handy then
If you don't have coins, just take your watch off and wrap it index to pinky.

Pop!

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Originally posted by stevetodd
wow I never would have thought of that a roll of coins sounds the answer, it also avoids what happened last week when we went out and I changed my trousers at the last minute so we found ourselves hungry and my money back at home in my other trousers, a 25 x £1 roll of coins would have really come in handy then
Ammonia will work better, coins is a backup. Buy yourself a walking stick with a brass knob on the end, this is perfectly legal and will crack skulls.

As an alternative, carry around two large frozen fish, preferably haddock, tied together with a piece of rope. With practice, these can be weilded in Bruce Lee fashion to beat the tar out of any assailant.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
A spray bottle of ammonia works well against most animals. A snoot full of ammonia will deter the most aggressive dog. As this is both toxic and corrosive, use on a human would be negligent.

In addition, a roll of coins is a great 'legal' weapon to carry. Keep in mind, any assault on a person with anything other than your hands can be considered assault with a deadly weapon.
what about a head butt or a kick in the goolies

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Originally posted by oxtoby
what about a head butt or a kick in the goolies
I wouldn't like to try and head butt a pit bull, everytime I accidently clash heads with my lab he is totally unaware anything has happened whilst I am lucky to escape being in agaony for the next 5 mins

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Originally posted by oxtoby
what about a head butt or a kick in the goolies
I'm assuming that 'headbutting the goolies' is slang for some sort of gay sex act... I don't think that 'headbutting' a pitbull in the goolies will be very effective.

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try reading things correctly before making further assumptions

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Originally posted by oxtoby
try reading things correctly before making further assumptions
Let's put it this way, you'd be better off headbutting the goolies over skull to skull with a pitbull.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'm assuming that 'headbutting the goolies' is slang for some sort of gay sex act... I don't think that 'headbutting' a pitbull in the goolies will be very effective.
That was to damn funny 🙂

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Originally posted by oxtoby
try reading things correctly before making further assumptions
I'm flattered, really, but, I have no interest in your ass... unless you have Smukers Seedless Raspberry Jam, then we can talk.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'm flattered, really, but, I have no interest in your ass... unless you have Smukers Seedless Raspberry Jam, then we can talk.
He's not answered you, I think he must be busy checking his larder for that jam

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Originally posted by stevetodd
He's not answered you, I think he must be busy checking his larder for that jam
It's good enough to go gay for that's for sure.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
It's good enough to go gay for that's for sure.
You're the expert.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You're the expert.

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Don't be that way Phlabby, what we had was special, but nothing last forever. Plus, from what I remember, you cheated on me with the Cheener (or vise versa, its tough to keep all the gay sex straight).

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
A spray bottle of ammonia works well against most animals. A snoot full of ammonia will deter the most aggressive dog. As this is both toxic and corrosive, use on a human would be negligent.

In addition, a roll of coins is a great 'legal' weapon to carry. Keep in mind, any assault on a person with anything other than your hands can be considered assault with a deadly weapon.
Rest assured that any person or animal that attacks my family will receive a deadly assault. I killed one dog with a log after he attacked my Black Lab. I also put a man in the hospital after he kicked my dog when he was just a pup. The only reason that guy is still alive is because the incident occured in front of the fire station and the firemen pulled me off him before I could finish the job.