dear diary

a thing you can do
without doing well
but you enjoy yerself
and feel just swell

rookie54

choose one

75% eating with yer fingers

0% golf onna sunny day

25% shower sex

0% insulting politicians

4 votes • Final results

dear diary,

the biggest numbers, BIG numbers
nobody's EVER seen numbers like these
huge numbers
numbers numbers numbers
if i keep saying numbers numbers my lips get number number number

Dear Diary,

I hope Rookie can hold on and wait things out.

Maybe a general problem of the present day is that so many of us know so much about so many horrible things that we can't do much about.

Well, if we didn't know about them, they would probably still happen.

On the other side, maybe that so many of us do know about such things does help to apply the brakes to some extent.

However, I, too, wish I could help people all around the planet.

It could be that we can wonder what is wrong with people and never figure it out.

Why not be an otaku on a quiet street in a crazy world?

In Japan the snow is falling -- I can see it from my window.

dear diary,

how can i express outrage for the acts of humans?
when one man shoots at another man,
how does my disbelief counteract the insanity?
when humans dig and burn and destroy, what cause have i to weep?
when an elected politician decrees that one person is less than another,
how does my disgust register at all?

no, dear diary, my focus must be on the Absolute
the Purity unstained by human foible
The One with no Name, save for all The Names

humans are merely a passing plague
a single blink blurred by a mucous tear
HA! and dear diary, i am but one heartbeat amongst many!
humans so intent on a personal agenda,
not realizing the power they could wield

lol
The Supreme Entity does not notice humans

i am both sad, and grateful

@rookie54 said
dear diary,

how can i express outrage for the acts of humans?
when one man shoots at another man,
how does my disbelief counteract the insanity?
when humans dig and burn and destroy, what cause have i to weep?
when an elected politician decrees that one person is less than another,
how does my disgust register at all?

no, dear diary, my focus must be on the Abso ...[text shortened]... er they could wield

lol
The Supreme Entity does not notice humans

i am both sad, and grateful

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
I fear passing aliens would think very poorly of us and continue quietly on their way.

dear diary,
the internet has been peeking


America is a Gun

England is a cup of tea.
France, a wheel of ripened brie.
Greece, a short squat olive tree.
America is a gun.
Brazil is football on the sand.
Argentina, Maradona's hand.
Germany, an oompah band.
America is a gun.
Holland is a wooden shoe.
Hungary, a goulash stew.
Australia, a kangaroo.
America is a gun.
Japan is a thermal spring.
Scotland is a highland fling.
Oh, better to be anything
than America as a gun.

~ Brian Bilston

dear diary,

once upon a time in 1967
i was riding a half-wild pony named sugar thru the mesquite brush in south texas
and that horse scraped me off like a tick off a shorthaired dog
and nobody took a picture or even helped me limp back to the campsite

they just laughed at me for falling off the horse

dear diary,

i am disheartened over the state of the states
i have decided to become british
i will hear no objections
carry on

@rookie54 said
dear diary,

i am disheartened over the state of the states
i have decided to become british
i will hear no objections
carry on

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
You will need a teapot and 14 umbrellas.

@rookie54 said
i have two cast iron dutch ovens and a boy scout tent
how close am i now?

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Depends. Can you queue up orderly for 3 hours?

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Depends. Can you queue up orderly for 3 hours?

@rookie54 said
LOL

you mean stand in line for 3 hours?
for what?
a movie?
maybe
for food?
heck no

EDIT
for clarity (that's a british term i learnt) i will NOT be locating in london or any other major metropolitan area
i'll prolly camp out next to stonehenge or some other scary mystical spot that nobody in their right mind would vist